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this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:20 pm
by b1tpunk
You clicked on it, now reply below.

What should you reply? I don't care, surprise me.

This is ASSDEF's thread

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:32 pm
by assdef
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Praise Lord ASSDEF!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:48 pm
by Froggychum
PRAISE THE CAPTAIN !! LORD ASSDEF !! SIGN MY FACE !!

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:24 am
by atomtengeralattjaro
should he sign your face like normal, or in reverse so that you can see the proper signature in the mirror?

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 1:18 pm
by Froggychum
I was hoping he could sign it in the True Tongue, which would show the same message regardless of time and space.

If that's not possible, I'll settle for either.

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:00 pm
by Ml08180
if he signed your face in a way that disregards time, wouldn't that mean you are already signed? If he were to sign it, would he simply trace over the existing signature, and at that point does it count as a signature? Much to think about.

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 6:32 pm
by Froggychum
No paradox here. You see, when he ~originally~ makes the choice to sign my face in True Tongue, that moment would no longer be a 'point in time', but rather, time would use that moment as it's new source to flow from.

Once the choice is made, it cannot be unmade.

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:21 pm
by assdef
SIGN-CEPTION

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:53 pm
by Froggychum
The Signature Paradox

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 5:53 am
by Katuya
You shouldn't just steal threads assdf! They're in limited supply

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 5:57 am
by Froggychum
pfft i dont take financial advice from people who format their posts

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 3:39 pm
by assdef
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Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:35 am
by Froggychum
Assdef was piloted by Alex Baldwin all along???

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 5:20 pm
by Shai'tan
assdef wrote:
Sun Mar 20, 2022 3:39 pm
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I want a raise.

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 6:11 pm
by Froggychum
and i want a six hundred pound dommy mommy to crush me beneath her unwashed feet and call me her little piggy but we dont all get what we want now do we???

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 2:08 am
by assdef
Shai'tan wrote:
Mon Mar 21, 2022 5:20 pm
I want a raise.
Granted. The current wage that the ASDForums™ pays you is hereby doubled.

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 2:13 am
by Froggychum
0x2=0

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:49 pm
by Shai'tan
assdef wrote:
Wed Mar 23, 2022 2:08 am
Shai'tan wrote:
Mon Mar 21, 2022 5:20 pm
I want a raise.
Granted. The current wage that the ASDForums™ pays you is hereby doubled.
Thanks, I'll make sure to put this money to good use.

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 12:59 am
by Froggychum
don't you go out and spend it all in one go, now!

you won't get another nickel from you ol' gran poppy if you don't show him that you can use your money wisely!

huh? no, invest? why would that be smart? no, im telling you to go and launder it kiddo! crime pays, dont listen to the feds!

Re: this is b1tpunk's thread

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 3:41 am
by assdef
Froggychum wrote:
Wed Mar 23, 2022 2:13 am
0x2=0
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