Paging Dr. Shai’tan

[assdef]

Shai - if you are not already enrolled in a doctorate program next door, I can think of no better reason to start immediately:

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[atomtengeralattjaro]

phd = Psword, Hat, Dapper.

[Shai'tan]

That''s amazing, unfortunate that I'm from Finland. Maybe I can do a doctorate there either way...

[assdef]

Finland is like Norway's hat, right? Or is it the other way around?

[Froggychum]

Funny how everywhere but America to get a weapon you have to go through nearly a decade of high-end education, including getting your thesis published into the broader knowledge base of society as a whole. And even then you only get a flimsy decorative sword.

Versus just picking up a buy-one-get-one-free pair of AR-15s for $9.99 on sale at a Walmart (ammo sold separately, in Aisle 25), so you can even bring one back home in the trailer park to your kid too

Finland is like Norway's hat, right? Or is it the other way around?

Canada is America's hat... or maybe America is Canada's boots?
Well, if we're a hat at least we're definitely a fuzzy touque with hot cocoa
if america was boots they would be the pumped up kicks hootin tootin shootin cowboy genuine snakeskin boots with genuine gold spurs

phd = Psword, Hat, Dapper.

does phd stand for Pretty Hard Degree?

That''s amazing, unfortunate that I'm from Finland. Maybe I can do a doctorate there either way...

Are you working on a a doctorate? if so thats pretty sweet

if youve already said before please forgive me because i forgor because i have a rare brain disease called Frequent Aneurysms & Refluxes Tramadol-Resistant Ulster-Leighman Epidemic type-34 (Google FARTRULE34 if you want to read up on it more)

By the way, you unfortunately forgot to add a 'not' in your sentence above. As I have contacted your school about this, you will now be expelled and your Asian parents will be notified of your failure to perform to academic standards.

I also hired some buff dudes to rough you up call you a little fat girl and frame you for murder because i am delta airlines and life is a fucking nightmare

[atomtengeralattjaro]

because i am delta airlines

omg delta airlines is a frog? this explains a lot of things

does phd stand for Pretty Hard Degree?

It should. I think.

Finland is like Norway's hat, right? Or is it the other way around?

I consulted an expert on the matter who likes to be called "map", and it said Norway is like holding an arm over the shoulders of Sweden and Finland while giving Russia the middle finger.

[Froggychum]

Based-ass norway standing for scandinavian unity while opposing failed fascist states!

[Evai]

dr shaitan dr shaitan I'm coming down with a bad case of the jkl;s

[Shai'tan]

Finland is like Norway's hat, right? Or is it the other way around?

I consulted an expert on the matter who likes to be called "map", and it said Norway is like holding an arm over the shoulders of Sweden and Finland while giving Russia the middle finger.

Basically this.

Based-ass norway standing for scandinavian unity while opposing failed fascist states!

Finland is technically not a part of Scandinavia.

Are you working on a a doctorate? if so thats pretty sweet

I'm not. Don't know if I ever will.

[Froggychum]

then please do not call yourself doctor
that is reserved for us intellectuals who threw millions of dollars into capitalist institutions or had daddy get us into harvard put in the effort

for that matter, please call me Dr. Froggychum from now on

I got my PHD in Fly Biology at the University of Ribbiton
still more real than your fake and gay gender studies degree libturd / epic rekt mlg /

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Doesn't "Dr." stand for "Dreaded"?
Doctor should be "Doc".

[Froggychum]

I want to be feared by my enemies