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Greetings and questions from a new member (and devotee?)
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 1:57 pm
by Palvojatyyppi
Hi, I'm a new user from Finland. My story is as follows: I was about 13 years old when I accidentally came across this site. The mystery of asdf started to haunt me. So I showed this site to my mother. She said: "looks weird, don't visit sites like that". Now I'm already more than 30 years old and was surprised to find that this site still exists and that there even is a forum linked to it! I already read about asdfism and asdfology, but have there been any major breakthroughs in asdf research? How close are scientists and philosophers to finding out what asdf really is and what makes it so hugely important?
I used to be an atheist, but I seriously consider converting to Asdfism. I might be in safer hands if I just always trusted asdf.
Re: Greetings and questions from a new member (and devotee?)
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 5:36 pm
by Evai
Our stories are similar, I'm 30 and converted to ASDF when I was 14
But because you were 13, there was no forum yet to properly indoctrinate you
If you had waited one year, you could've been one of the greats, like me
Re: Greetings and questions from a new member (and devotee?)
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 10:59 pm
by Shai'tan
Welcome to the ASDForums™! Please enjoy your stay. It is voluntary to convert to ASDFism, but as a devout ASDFer I highly recommend it.
Re: Greetings and questions from a new member (and devotee?)
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 5:07 am
by Froggychum
Welcome fellow seeker of Truth, may this grand forum serve as a warm place for thou to rest thy weary head
ASDF exists on a higher-order dimension, and behaves as a transcendental source of enlightenment and awakening when interacting with our own.
As for what ASDF may or may not be, it is currently considered mathematically 'undefined', but some asdfologists speculate that by observing it, we would collapse our own reality down into an absolute point mass.
Us messianic ASDF worshippers have long been oppressed by the omnimalevolent and omnipresent forces of JKL;... If you still wish to join our noble struggle to break free from the Samsara of Ignorance, then rather than advertise our qualities to you - such as free cookies, shitposts, niche counting/spelling games, and shitposts - allow this humble one to leave you with a single warning...
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