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I pissed off my professor unintentionally after she pissed me off because she is intolerably STUPID and IGNORANT and now that I have replied to her open and honestly I am just WAITING FOR THE FIRE TO RAIN DOWN ON MY GRADES. And we are only in week one of ten.



I miss you guys. I wish I could remember to be here or remember how to be as fun as I once was. But now I'm old and boring. Is this happening to any of you yet???

I'm more fun than I ever was Wb kelly bizzare

Greetings, ancient one.
This humble froggy shows his respects to senior asdf member

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I relate to having horrible professors. they suuuuck to deal with.
i've been boring for years. basically ever since i got my first electronic device. havent had an original thought for at least 10 years. good riddance.

Evai wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:07 am

Wb kelly bizzare

I am adopting this new alias I think!!

Groggy, I'm not THAT old...oh my god, I'm going to be 37 I may as well be 50!

Kellizaber wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:16 pm

Evai wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:07 am

Wb kelly bizzare

I am adopting this new alias I think!!

That's how I've always read it in my head because I read too fast

hi!
for face on fire I recommend:

• moving the face off of the fire
• moving the fire out from underneath the face

to achieve distance between face and fire
hope it helps

Ignore him, the best way to get past this is to pour flammable liquid on it. If "whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is actually true, then there are two scenarios for what happens next:
-you die
-you control the universe through pure strength
If I were you, I'd take that coin flip
(this post is entirely satirical, any deaths related to this post cannot be atributed to me as this is not to be taken seriously)

While Naddarobo's suggestion is very human, I would recommend using water. Water is good. Stay hydrated, homies.

So many life lessons to choose from, so little time!

If I move away from the fire, pour flammable liquid on while drinking water I can appease everyone, and live!

thats what i call a combo move

Dude if you start with gasoline shower, then use frog water and finish with Atomgrab that's like half of its health bar right there.

Hopefully it's not using the game genie for INFINITE LIVES!!!

Naddarobo wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:11 pm

Dude if you start with gasoline shower, then use frog water and finish with Atomgrab that's like half of its health bar right there.

God really needs to nerf this one. Too OP

Kellizaber wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:32 pm

Hopefully it's not using the game genie for INFINITE LIVES!!!

Better than using the game shark for INFINITE BAD MOVIES!!!

Infinite bad moves is just how I play

maybe that is how you got your face on fire

I never thought of that

I just turned 16, I'm ready for my face to burn

Evai, you misspelled 61

No I didn’t

Yes, I did