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this is topic purely exists to distribute annoying malware that doesn't do any damage to the user but will annoy them at least temporarily, i, however do not hold any responsibility for what you do with said malware.
anyway here's mine
import pyautogui as pyt
import keyboard as key
import time
import random
time.sleep(4)
key.press_and_release('windows')
time.sleep(0.5)
key.write('edge')
time.sleep(0.5)
key.press_and_release('enter')
pyt.moveTo(264, 20, duration=0.06)
time.sleep(0.5)
pyt.dragTo(424, 570, duration=1)
time.sleep(0.5)
pyt.dragTo(0, 519, duration=1)
time.sleep(0.5)
pyt.moveTo(264, 0, duration=0.06)
time.sleep(0.5)
pyt.moveTo(259, 91, duration=0.7)
time.sleep(0.5)
pyt.click()
time.sleep(0.5)
key.write('https://48hills.org/wp-content/uploads/ ... 96x440.jpg')
time.sleep(0.5)
key.press_and_release('enter')
time.sleep(0.5)
pyt.moveTo(264, 0, duration=0.06)
time.sleep(0.5)
while True:
pyt.dragTo(264, random.randint(0, 600), duration=0.9)
pyt.dragTo(264, random.randint(0, 600), duration=0.9)

Hi there, welcome to asdf.

I'm guessing this is python? some kind of window that jumps around on the screen?

I remember back in school I once found a "stupidjerk.exe" on one of the school computers. It was a small window that showed a random insult, and a close button, but whenever you moved the mouse over the window, it would jump to somewhere else on the screen. It was fun, I later replicated it when I learned how.

I love this XD

Only thing I ever managed to code in that regard was an .exe file that randomly (basically on a dice roll, so not truly random, but you know what I mean, you're all amazingly smart and crafty, that's what I value so much about you) opened the disk tray of the computer.

Holy shit man disk trays... do those still exist? I only ever remember using them like a decade ago to play SpongeBob Diner Dash on my shitty laptop...

I could google this, but I'll ask instead: Do desktop PCs have disk trays? Or just laptops? Assuming they're still made with them and the tech isn't outdated

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Anyway, that .exe would certainly have scared the shit out of me back then xD
Hm... Does Bonzi Buddy count as annoyingware? Clippy probably does LMAO (not to mention the new BS google search AI )

neither my laptop nor desktop pc has a disc tray

I don't think mine have them either, but I'm too lazy to look

It was fun when computers had cup holders.

don't spread misinformation online! computers dont exist

It was fun when <null> had cup holders.

Thanks for correcting your post to align with my mental illness

You're mental. You're also probably physical. Definitely eldritch, possibly arcane.

atomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 13, 2024 9:46 am

You're mental. You're also probably physical. Definitely eldritch, possibly arcane.

You make me smile (with all 9999 of my maws mouths)

*takes notes*
mouth count acquired

It's so creepy how you can just casually be using the internet and some weirdo out there is keeping tally of how many extraneous orifices you may or may not possess. Truly sick behavior. Once I've entered my spawning epoch, I'll never let my proliferate progeny use the internet until they're at least 15! years old

fun fact: most 1307674368000 year olds today also cannot use the internet

imagine living for 1.3 trillion years and not even managing to become perfect at everything in existence
talk about being lazy

hey some of them may have an underlying condition, such as ADHD, or being long dead

thats true i should check my living privilege