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Posted: **Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:35 am**

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer...

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

I'm not sexist, so take it easy <3

Posted: **Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:31 am**

tee hee.

Posted: **Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:59 pm**

all "perfect woman" would look so that makes them not "perfect"

Posted: **Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:40 pm**

i don't think that would work

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:41 am**

lol. That made me smile.

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:02 pm**

That's quite funny... So... How did you know I'm not female?!...

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:30 am**

Santa does exist! But he wouldn't waste his time standing on the side of a road waiting for some broad and her robot to come pick him up, would he? Hell, he's too fricking awesome for a caravan. Even if he did get into that van he would have been able to make it fly! And he would be driving. Not to mention, santa can't die! He's invincible! How do you think he has survived for three hundred and seventy three years? HUh? It's simple really.

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:35 pm**

I've heard it before, but it's still funny

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:12 pm**

Waw!... You managed to stay on the subject for more then 7 posts!... That's a record!...

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:14 pm**

No it's not...

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:23 pm**

then what is it?!

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:30 pm**

A great... We drifted away...

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:38 pm**

Aye! You took the steering wheel!

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:48 pm**

There's a thread wich stayed on-topic for at least 1 page...

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:39 pm**

that kind of thing only exists in fairy tales..

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:36 am**

No! It's true!

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:40 am**

I've been witness to it! I think one went on for two whole pages!

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:41 am**

See, it's true!

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:49 am**

As true as ASDF is...

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:39 pm**

Exactly, you can't deny it

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