CAKE!

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:28 am

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science

we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive

Post by **CX gamer** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:00 am

So... You're alive... Good job!...

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:14 am

*Kills Portal fanatics*

Post by **CX gamer** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:18 am

Portal is a good game!...

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:47 am

The song is from Portal

Post by **Shai'tan** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:15 pm

It's a good song

Post by **CX gamer** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:54 pm

No it isn't... You shouldn't lie... (down)...

Gundam_M3ister · Post by **Gundam_M3ister** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:36 pm

Why not?
Explain yourself.

Suntro · Post by **Suntro** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:44 pm

Portal Rox all of your sox.

The cake is and always will be: a lie.

Post by **CX gamer** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:50 pm

There is no hard proof!...

Suntro · Post by **Suntro** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:34 pm

But there is hard proof. [/evidence]

??? · Post by **???** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:59 pm

i saw a good portal fan-flash with the song... if i can find the link i will post it

Suntro · Post by **Suntro** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:27 am

Was it... THIS?
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php

Post by **CX gamer** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:47 am

YAY!... Cake!...

W/E · Post by **W/E** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:07 am

cake like.... another rock band?

Post by **lunar_furor** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:14 am

The cake may be a lie but it sure is a tasty one!

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:28 pm

The cake is a true
The cake is a true

The lie is a fake

slj · Post by **slj** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:17 am

My friend and I (my friend being Darth Vader) decided that the cake, is in fact, a lie. We rolled a 1d20 on it, and the cake was still a lie.

Oh, and an expansion pack is coming out in xbox live arcade. Be excited.

Post by **CX gamer** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:01 am

What?!... Betrayer!...

People like you destroy the gamemarket!...

Evai · Post by **Evai** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:31 am

Use noclip and you can get to the cake