Me as a bandit. :]
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Me as a bandit. :]
I dunno.
I was bored. XD
How are you guys?
It's a fallacy to think that "natural" means "healthful"; after all, the deadly poison arsenic is completely natural.
Asdf Hug Count: 1599Suntro wrote:The media doesn't exist kids.
Don't let Atom frighten you.
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SO THAT IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE! Well, one question down, 50 more to go.
This space reserved for Vraiment. THIS ROOM FOR RENT.
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*knock knock*
Man: Burgler.
*knocks again*
Man: Burgler.
Woman answers the door: Hello?
Man: Hello ma'am. I've come to burgle you.
Woman: You're a what?
Man: A burgler ma'am I burgle people.
Woman: I think you're an encyclopedia salesman.
Man: Nope just a burgler, please let me in.
Woman: If I let you in you'll try to sell me an encyclopedia.
Man: No ma'am, just want to come in and steal some things.
Woman: Are you sure you're not an encyclo pedia sales man?
Man: Yes ma'am just a burgler.
Woman: Alright then
*Opens door and man steps in*
Man: Have you ever thought of the excitiing benefits of an encyclopedia?
Man 2: Now there's a successful sales man. Here's an unsuccessful one.
*Man falls out of window to the street*
Man 2: And here's 2 unsuccessful sales men
*2 men fall out of window to the street*
Man: Burgler.
*knocks again*
Man: Burgler.
Woman answers the door: Hello?
Man: Hello ma'am. I've come to burgle you.
Woman: You're a what?
Man: A burgler ma'am I burgle people.
Woman: I think you're an encyclopedia salesman.
Man: Nope just a burgler, please let me in.
Woman: If I let you in you'll try to sell me an encyclopedia.
Man: No ma'am, just want to come in and steal some things.
Woman: Are you sure you're not an encyclo pedia sales man?
Man: Yes ma'am just a burgler.
Woman: Alright then
*Opens door and man steps in*
Man: Have you ever thought of the excitiing benefits of an encyclopedia?
Man 2: Now there's a successful sales man. Here's an unsuccessful one.
*Man falls out of window to the street*
Man 2: And here's 2 unsuccessful sales men
*2 men fall out of window to the street*
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Bahahah, why tank you kind sir.
But never trust penguins with top-hats and canes. I met on on the empire state building once and it was very unpleasant.
But never trust penguins with top-hats and canes. I met on on the empire state building once and it was very unpleasant.
It's a fallacy to think that "natural" means "healthful"; after all, the deadly poison arsenic is completely natural.
Asdf Hug Count: 1599Suntro wrote:The media doesn't exist kids.
Don't let Atom frighten you.
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- Pronouns: Well it shouldn't really be that complicated if you go over my post history but then... why are you searching through my post history? Don't you think you are over complicating something as simple as just referring to me? Why are you like this? Is it just out of boredom? Does your religion require it? You could just assume them and skip all this paragraph, don't worry an eldritch horror won't appear out of nowhere to eat you (or me for that matter) if you get this wrong, the worst that can happen is I ignore you and even in that case you can try again! There shouldn't be that many options anyway so if you get it wrong the first time try again and again. Bottom line is: you just lost a bunch of time reading this paragraph for something as trivial as figuring out how to refer to me when you could just have deduced it which should make you think your life choices so far.
Hmmm I can imagine it, most penguins are good people, but the ones that aren't better run from them
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LOL! xDatomtengeralattjaro wrote:hey there bandit
rob me.
Where do you live again? ^^
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