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the correct spelling of narwal is, in fact, narwal. narwhal is incorrect.

this is good to know.
However, i have to ask you to stop posting offensive/disgusting posts.
We have nothing against narwals though..

And also, Narwhal is the correct spelling.
Keja-1
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*debates*

I don't get it...

narwhal and narwal are both technically correct, but narwal is more right.

well, "hal" means fish in Hungarian.

Hal is the name of a person.

No, Hal is my imaginary pet cobra. He is a fire fighter, and he has a really big truck. Hal wants to be something else though. He wants to be an astronaut so that he can test the effects of zero gravity on cobras.

Hi Hal!

Can it use itself as hose?!...

Is the pope a virgin?

Why would you want to know that?

Theoreticly speaking... Yes...

CX gamer wrote:Can it use itself as hose?!...

No his venom is flammable, so it would be like spraying gasoline on the fire. His parents didn't want him to be a fire fighter for this reason. They wanted him to be a doctor. but Hal never wanted to be a doctor, and ran away from home. He wasn't always known as Hal, he just took that name when he ran away. Hal wanted to follow his own dreams, not the dreams he was told to have. After running away from home, he met a girl cobra. she was pretty. Hal fell in love. but one day, their house caught on fire. Hal was at work that day, but the girl cobra wasn't, so she died. Ever since then, Hal has tried to find the fire that killed the girl cobra. That is why he became a fire fighter.

Next time, we will learn why Hal has a big truck.

ThingerDudes wrote:

CX gamer wrote:Can it use itself as hose?!...

No his venom is flammable, so it would be like spraying gasoline on the fire. His parents didn't want him to be a fire fighter for this reason. They wanted him to be a doctor. but Hal never wanted to be a doctor, and ran away from home. He wasn't always known as Hal, he just took that name when he ran away. Hal wanted to follow his own dreams, not the dreams he was told to have. After running away from home, he met a girl cobra. she was pretty. Hal fell in love. but one day, their house caught on fire. Hal was at work that day, but the girl cobra wasn't, so she died. Ever since then, Hal has tried to find the fire that killed the girl cobra. That is why he became a fire fighter.

Next time, we will learn why Hal has a big truck.

The fire ran away?

You'd run away too if you just killed a girl cobra.

Well, I'm me so...

Well fire runs away when it kills a girl cobra. That was a weird statement.

Was it really a statement though?