Quest for the magical cookie.

[Illumini]

Anyway, I have spell check so... my typing's screwed up.

Why isn't anyone ever on?

[Anonymously Famous]

OOC: Oh, people get online, but RPs almost never get posted on for some reason.

[klinscy]

Klinscy realizes that this role play has had no action for a while so he jumps out of his tank. As enemy tanks roll in, he jumps behin his own. He climbs up on top of it, and jumps to the top of an enemy tank. He pulls out his Colt .45 M1911A1 and pulls open the tank hatch. He quickly shoots everyone inside the tank, and jumps off just as an enemy H-E round strikes. The tank is blown to smithereens, and the force throws Klinscy back.
He flips in the air and skids backwards on his toes and sprints forward toward the baddies. He dodges .50 cal HMG fire and jumps between two tanks which quickly tear eachother to shreds trying to hit him. There are no more tanks.
Klinscy spots two dark knights armed with longswords charging at him.
He makes quick work of them both with his light saber, cutting them into crumbs to small even for a mouse.
The now self appointed assassin Captain America Jedi of awesome takes out his sniper rifle to take care of the hopelessly outgunned archers on top of the castle...

[PandaBunny Cupcake]

PandaBunny Cupcake leaves the castle of asdf eating her cookie many, many times. She was working vigorously on her Rubiks cube when she saw a unicorn and decided to see if she could tame it

[RandomBomb]

As Random walked towards the sinister jkl; castle, he realizes he has BBs, and no BB gun. He sticks a BB inside a dart, and shoots. It punctures a solid garage door. He quickly grabs the BBs and begins to take the long task of inserting them into the darts. Grabbing his maverick, he lays down.