The Wishing Game
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Your wish is granted, but he is angry at your for wishing him out of heaven.
I wish for a bouncy ball that can bounce.
I wish for a bouncy ball that can bounce.
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
Of nothing in particular
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Granted, but it's not red, and we all know that the best color for bouncy balls is red.
I wish my fingernail wasn't ripped off of my finger.
I wish my fingernail wasn't ripped off of my finger.
Wikipedia has been accused of exhibiting systemic bias and inconsistency - Wikipedia on itself
Wikipedia also likes to talk in third person about itself.
Wikipedia also likes to talk in third person about itself.
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granted, but they ripped off your toe nail instead
i wish for delicious cake
i wish for delicious cake
People are like slinkies. They're pointless, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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Your wish is granted, but it is in CX's stomach already.
I wish for vanilla big cake who has poison for anyone whose username is listed on the ASDF forum member list except for Arkannine.
I wish for vanilla big cake who has poison for anyone whose username is listed on the ASDF forum member list except for Arkannine.
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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your wish is granted, but the poison is not delivered and we all brutally murder you as revenge.
I wish for fire.
I wish for fire.
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Your wish is ranted, but you are in the house that is on fire.
I wish for a bowl full of nachos.
I wish for a bowl full of nachos.
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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Your wish is granted, but the poison finally arrived and it was put on the nachos.
I wish for 5656555.
I wish for 5656555.
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
Of nothing in particular
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your wish is granted but your 5656555 kills your 5757555!!!
I wish that my cute little dog was still alive...
(Lol... 700th post)
I wish that my cute little dog was still alive...
(Lol... 700th post)
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Your wish is granted, but it has nine tails and no teeth.
I wish I had teleport.
I wish I had teleport.
One hour a day, one day a week.
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you're wish is granted, but if you use it you will turn into an ugly cat.
I wish for a new computer.
I wish for a new computer.
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Your Wish is granted, but it's a mac.
I wish.
I wish.
I am the son and heir
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Of nothing in particular
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Your wis is granted.
I wish for three consecutive rolls.
I wish for three consecutive rolls.
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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your wish is granted, but they are dinner rolls that will make you fat and then they will have to roll you around.
I wish for a tricycle.
I wish for a tricycle.
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Your wish is granted, but 2 wheels are missing.
I wish for rain.
I wish for rain.
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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Your wish is granted, but he's the character from mortal kombat.
I wish I was a dog.
I wish I was a dog.
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
Of nothing in particular
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Your wish is granted but you are <-- Him.
I wish I was there.
I wish I was there.
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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You wish is granted, but there is a billion miles from anywhere else.
I wish I had one of those new hats they sell at the pet store.
I wish I had one of those new hats they sell at the pet store.
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
Of nothing in particular
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your wish is granted but the hat gives you lice and all your clothes have to be burnt and you have to shave all hair off your body.....all the hair...
I wish for a hard drive with a greater memory capacity.
I wish for a hard drive with a greater memory capacity.
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Your wish is granted but only by one byte.
I wish I had hair on my head. Just my head.
I wish I had hair on my head. Just my head.
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
Of nothing in particular
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your wish is granted, but you develop an allergy to your own hair
I wish for a bite of that delicious sandwich.
I wish for a bite of that delicious sandwich.