Flying Sheep's Bucket Shop

[Flying Sheep]

Come one, come all to Flying Sheep's Amazing Bucket shop! Come in and take a stroll down out wonderful buckets of shelves, and shelves of buckets! We have buckets of all shapes, sizes, colours, textures, materials! We have empty buckets, half full buckets, buckets full of soap, you name it we got it. We even do custom orders! Come in and place your order, pick your size, type, colour, texture, material, whether it's real or not, or just plain bizarre. You can also have WHATEVER you want in your custom made bucket! What a bargain!

Infact, I, Flying Sheep, challenge YOU to come up with the most imaginative bucket order. You can enter as many times as you like, and the most imaginative order gets FREE BUCKETS FOR A YEAR! And just to spice up the competition a little, I'll play as well.

Alright my loyal customers, YOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!!

I'll start off with something simple eh?
A pink bucket made of stone that can hold 3 litres and contains 2.7 litres of llama poop.

[Xequos]

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[FormulaGun]

I'd like a bucket made whatev with Xeuqos' drawing printed on the outside. Please fill it up with the question why.

[Xequos]

Cheater.

[Walshy12238]

I'd like a lead bucket that's red, and can hold 3.2 litres. It's filled with 1.9 litres of Mercury.

[Flying Sheep]

A tertiary bucket of giraffes, filled to 7/4ths of its bottomness with my verbs. Beat that.

[Walshy12238]

A blood stained hobo skin bucket, 4 litre capacity filled with Orphan tears.
Beat that.

[Flying Sheep]

A bucket. Beat that.

[Walshy12238]

I don't think I can...

[Flying Sheep]

Well, tis would be a shame to win my own competition now, wouldn't it?

[Xequos]

Shame on you!

[Flying Sheep]

Then get off your lazy butt's and do something about it.

[Shai'tan]

I already have some doubts about this game, but at least keep it on-topic for now...

I want a bucket with Narnia in it...

[Flying Sheep]

How about a bucket MADE of Narnia?

[Xequos]

How about a bucket with a "THING" inside it?

[Flying Sheep]

What about a torrential bucket of heavenly doom?

[Xequos]

Nope.

[Flying Sheep]

Please post a bucket, no just "Nope." Please?

A walrus bucket of turkish delight?

[Xequos]

A bucket with Flying sheep inside it.

[Shai'tan]

A bucket with
a piece of fur, some cookies, my PC, a doorstop, my CTRL+V buttons which don't require RAM, my CTRL+C buttons which don't require RAM, my RAM memory which I will not be using, a pack full of packed packs of packs of paper tissues, a nose that requires RAM, a sack of potatoes that don't require RAM but use it anyway, a messenger bag with plenty of X-Tra Space(™) to carry all that RAM, my bike, my hard drive, some stuff definatly NOT related to computers, some stuff definatly related to computers, my ASDF powers of copy/paste that I used to 'memorize' the above, peanut butter with spoon, 63 loaves of white bread, a big nametag that clearly states that cookies DONT EXIST, some whiteout to cover up that nametag that was horrible drawn with a crayon, a pack of existing cookies, a lot of useless fluff, small backpack to carry it all, even though I already have a messenger bag but oh well that's not important so I bring my toothbrush, toothpaste, some Coca Cola Light, now that I realise that my messenger bag was meant to carry all my RAM I take with me Mentos Mint and carry it in my Cola Cola Light, I bring a towel to wash off the Coca Cola Light, a Gundam action figure I stole, my ASDF keys, some antiwhiteout to antiwhiteout the whiteouted nametag that clearly states that cookies DONT EXIST, my stuffed animal bear named spanky, the girl on the go, my best friend CX , a cheese burger a long line up for the cheese burger : _________________, a star *, red paint to make the star yellow, a HUGE block of text just in case, the end of this thread, a font minimizer, a font normaliser, definatly some adjectives, the correct spelling of definitely, a [quote="CX gamer"] tag, the powers of highlight, click, drag, drop, send, receive, a music box, a pillow, BACON(beef), some blue dabedee dabedaa, for my house, my windows, me, my world, an outlet to power (the star* the computer, the coca cola lite), a cheeze wagon, a rubber glove, Internet, my collection of rocks, a lake, a machine gun, a slingshot, some hairspray, a car that runs on cheeze from a wagon, bird poop, non-existent cookies, some grapes, my mickey mouse lawnmower, a bunch of useless crap, a bunch of useful crap, some green monopoly houses, some fleas with the plague on them, the village idiot, some booze, the quote button and my intelligence, a velociraptor, plenty of meat to feed the velociraptor, my brain to ask WHY THE HELL I brought a velociraptor, a hammer to defend myself against the VELOCIRAPTOR, something sharper to penetrate it's scales, an ark, the resting corpse of Noah, 2 males of each species, 9 tuning forks, an unsolved Rubik's cube, paint (to solve the rubik cube), 200 Moving Trucks to carry it all, 3600 spare wheels, knowledge of all, the oil it took to make those wheels, an idea, a wink , and a yellow banana, a samurai/ninja/pirate and a checklist to make sure that I don't forget anything for the asdfing I'm doing right now, some tortillas, a sharp-edge knife for cutting the tortillas evenly, a bunch of colors, a shrink ray gun so I can shrink everything and wrap it all up in the checklist, a pineapple ofc, a bowl of scorpions so they can hurt people, scorpion repellent, atom repellent, some of Gundam's awesomeness, Me, a pie flavored pie, a pi flavored pie, a pie flavored pi, a fifth grader, 2 Ipods, an average MP3 player, a mini fridge combined with a microwave a hot pocet maker and an ice cream maker and equipped with a solar energy input, an anti solar energy input, a spare brain, extra weights so the backpack doesn't float away, some blood, eye sockets, a human arm, a toenail cutter, toenails for which to utilize the toenail cutter, pleanty of spare toenails, a shoe in a loo, the arm of the law, the leg of the freedom, wirt's leg, ... , a Master Ball, pleanty of extra hugs, Bobby Nicholls, something that is definitely not a math book, some permanent-never-erase-never-fade-never-be-blemished whiteout to whiteout the anti anti anti whoteouted nametag saying cookies don't exist, a new cookies dont exist nametag, a box of Kleenex for my allergies, a year supply of math books, a box of allergies for my Kleenex, a peanut salesman, a sac of file cabinets, CX to eat all the math books, a napkin to whipe off all square roots, integrals and pytagorasses, = to end math problems, a glass of air, my grandmothers locket, an emoticon, my grandmother, youtube poop, my english teacher, Michele to make life interesting, some stuff, Some innovation for ASillyDancingFool, some interesting stuff, an orange s, a psychopathic killer, a box of sacks of boxed sacks, THE COLOR PURPLE, pants, a cordless bed, my laz0rs, A Pikachu, a Pikachu eating device, my trusty plastic pickaxe (t), my trusty non-plastic pickaxe, your HAL.DLL so you'd BSOD, [ b] and [ /b] so we can stay uniform, a scroll of town portal, a suit to stay flashy, an Asdfology bible, one bottle of Minute Maid Pulpy Orange, one minute of Bottle Made Purply Oranges..., a Monkey Eating Eagle Eating Pig, a MEEEP, 10 million gp, a swamp thingamajig, an extra scroll button, Morgan Freeman, the King of Town, a Monkey King Bar, Bing Crosby (who is not a black guy), a herniated badger, Alaska, more refferences... , a cheese propelled grenade, CX's incredible awsomeness, the tenth page, The Fifth Wall™, a mod or admin to delete my accidental double-post, an .OGG player, a .PLY ogger..., a .ASDF compiler, a T-shirt of teabags, a spellchecker, a Playstation 360 which does require RAM, a mirror so it will look like I have more, a mirror for the mirror to keep it company, an infinite loop survival kit ™ to escape the infinite loop of the two mirrors, a zero and a divide symbol to divide by it, an Internet Meme detector, Uranium-235, Led Zeppelin IV, a person who constantly says that THIS IS GETTING LAGGY, a good computer that can handle massibe textwalls for the person who constantly says that THIS IS GETTING LAGGY, a rock with paris hilton's face on it, paris hilton with a stone in her, a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a man reading this sentence, a woman looking at this very picture..., Johny Sunglasses, ALOT OF BEEEEEEER *burp*, not very many snakes... A CX Gamer, ASDF Image Hosting, allergies, the colors of this text!!, Sized down this thing, gave text back it's silicons, fixed the thingy, several tanks, two dots(..), a spare dot (.), and a triple dot (...), a roller ... a pile of kittens, all slimies, more kittens, a crowbar just incase, a spelling checker, some errors, some right things, a LOLOLOLOLOL, a spare LOLOLOLOLOL, a calculator to eat, more forum members to eat, a bump, tanks, some anti-tank lollipops, alot of anti-anti-tank toothbrushes, of course another bump, a toothbrush-brusher, A portal gun that shoots every minute in the same direction, an answer that doesn't need a question, a PSP, a color-sucker, a color blower, a color blower version 1.24C41 with a turbo color painter, a +5 T-shirt that reads "Is that Mjollner in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?", boldness, [/boldness], an infinite-sized bag to hold all this stuff, a song with no lyrics, a Quote button, a ukulele with a turtle on it, a reversed Russian reversal, the letter 3, the letter Joint, 56.735 Spiders, a wall to run through, Mirror's Edge, Reecer's post, junk, a hand displaying the number three in binary, a foot displaying 10, a bathtub called Henry, a random dude, An appetite for destruction, a yellow thought, a purple thought, No more thoughts, TEN MORE THOUGHTS, Asdf, Mein Kampf, Hitler's mum, A botlle of red bull cola,THE number 42, some blAnD stuff, A Happy Meal(bleh), a Doberman, a Mr. Saturn, two cans, a string, my youtube account, my runescape account, my PS3, and my English teacher who will correct my run-on sentences, my password is "bob", A copy of Oblivion to play on the PS3, my PS3, a waiting for the next Elder scrolls, a ninja, a pirate to kill shai's ninja, a monkey fighting snake, an important thing, a quote, 99 bottles of beer on the wall, A Thinger, a bolder thinger, Sweatin' to the oldies, purple banana, Orange orange, blue redberry, My copy of Duke Nukem Forever, Wool socks, another fix, the toilet, the poo in the toilet, something to do something with, a Boeing 747, Bad news , Moderating equipment, a flying emu, a non-flying emu, 1000 reasons not to care, Thriller album, Grape ape, the quote button, the entire colletion of Star Trek the origanal series, a <3, a fighting robot, a place in the robotics top 100, 1000 reasons TO care, my glasses, me and my big mouth, !,000,000 bottles of smirnoff ice wild grape, a delicious red hat, A racist badger, Riis, a , more images, an ellipsis, a WKUK sketch, a horse, a window, 5 maids a milkin', a snakefish, Yamazaki, Apple c0re, a knife with a smile, a computer with 5kb ram, cx gamer, a list of lists of things to take with me including this list, a katana/pirate sword type thing, two cans and 1 string, a two cans and 1 string reaction video, Toblerones. rhino horn for bad luck to my enemies muhahaha. Jkl; so i can beat him black and blue, someone to read this post, someone to post it properly, four calling birds, some spare brain cells, seven and an eighth of a nuclear power plant, a parfeit, a spare one of everything i've already packed in,a bag with keja atom cx arkie thinger kelli bookie and any other regular asdf member that I might have forgotten, some ultra violence, some quotes, an appology to atom, A guitar, a bottle of AB+, 9 tasty letters, another guitar, a dead pirate, a third guitar, Guitar-vanisher, an ukelele, some sicsors to cut the strungs off any string instruments we bring along, a flute, a kiwi, a second flute, some earplugs, a microphone,a magnet that repels all sound making devices, a magnet that repels the sound making device repeler, a suicide note, Drums, A television so I can watch David Letterman, a prism, incest, a cage for SirAurg, some degrees celsius in case there is no temperature, a pair of shoes, asdf, asdf, and more asdf, and my trusty old computer, my good old gameboy advance, plus my good old upgrades ds, ,my light metallic blue Nintendo DS, my itouch and phone, CycloDS for my NDS, my half-evil divine pink bunny of doom, a copy of "The Chronicles of Narnia", more text and s1234o61347m1346e r13472a24845n08976d2458o29465m spam (take out the numbers to read XD), an angel, a fail site, ,a chuchichästli, nazi zombies, and a partridge in a pear tree, take away the and, a krusty-the-clown doll, an ipad, an ipod, iTunes, someone to jump on the previous three, lots and lots of bandwidth, a container for all of the bandwith, peanut butter and jelly, a md5-decrypter, a quote, an iMaxipad, something interesting to bring along, something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea, pretty colors and text, Winamp, sex in a bottle, sora who can post this right, an AK-47, Sora's epic Keyblade, a lolcat translator, someone who knows that I speak Soratalk, not lawlspeek, a Sora who realizes both are annoying, a Sora that will from now on speak normally , three french hens, two box turtles, some whisky, stuff that i really couldn't give a s**t about, a SkyBoard with blue flames on it, people to post this properly, a dewero who's friendly to new people,a dewero who's not friendly to new people because he wants this to be posted correctly, the immensely powerful [<=] button, some and , plenty of toilet paper, a toilet, a plunger, a hooker

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