Count to 10000

[Froggychum]

7101

Wait. That's illegal!

thats it. get in the clown car, buddy. youre going away (to clown college) for a looong time!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7102

yay, I always wanted to get into clown college but they kept rejecting my application with frankly rude claims such as "an event hiring a clown performer cannot practically allow an entire nuclear-powered submarine on its premises"...

[Froggychum]

7103

Woah! I'm pretty sure that's discrimination? Have you tried pressing charges?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7104

depth charges?! no way! you're supposed to avoid those, not press them.

[Froggychum]

7105

Depth charges beat submarine
Submarine beats cthulhu
Cthulhu beats depth charges

Rock paper scissors 2 - atomtengeralattjaro edition

[atomtengeralattjaro]

[Froggychum]

7107

rural englishman: oi bruv wanna go trainspotting?

the victorian gent: I dare say I do, my good man! By the queen, what a dashing lady!

scottish dwarf: Aye shes a beaut! Look at those wee tracks!

aussie: Blimey! That's a bloody fine paint job! Crikey!

american hippie surf-bro: Woahh dude killerrr. That's radical, bud!

filthy zoomer: lmao bro thats so cool and quirky. KekW. Poggers. That trains is dummy thicc.

TL;DR I hate white people they are genetically inferior (obviously sarcasm im a Hwite Boy myself)

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7108

see, this is what happens when someone feels unnecessarily compelled to respond to nothing but an image of a train
the human mind is weird

[Froggychum]

7109

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7110

see, this is what happens when someone doesn't feel compelled to respond to a post that doesn't have an image of a train
the human mind is weird

[Froggychum]

7111

This is why we need socialism

[Katuya]

7112

What did I walk into?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7113

haha, I guess it looks more dramatic than it is.

[Katuya]

7114
Hello all you people!

[Froggychum]

7115

[Katuya]

7116
I wonder who will get the 10k post

[Froggychum]

7117

definitely me

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7118
100%?

[Froggychum]

7119

155% actually.

I've already transcended the esoteric concept of Probability once, so I can easily limit break to [>1, <2]

I only stopped at 55% for my second transcendence because frankly Probability is not worth the effort any more, since I'm far past the point of counting my transcendences. I'm working in far higher circles now (can't talk about it, but I've got some really cool stuff coming up. As a hint to who I'm working with, consider if the 9th-dimensional astral gods The Lord of The Firmament and The One Who Walks Alone were to clash, which nondimensional superior constellation would bind them with the Original Law itself?).

Though, I'd ballpark it that if your still transcending through the Immortal or Divine Realms, then as long as you have not yet eternally sealed your seven soul stars, it may be worth transcending Probability. If you don't mind a reduction to your dimensional potential, you could also form a Void Contract instead of transcending.

I know an Old God who could strike you a fair deal, on that. If you want to get into contact with him, he doesn't have a business card for me to give you, but you can find him yourself by skinning your flesh and submerging yourself in virgin blood while reciting the bible backwards until you learn to split a right angle into a pair of [>45, <46] degrees angles.

From there, you will be transported outside of your native Existence, and you will find yourself at a crossroad between the Other World, the Far Cosmos, and the Deep Soul Plane. Stray down the ashen path (whichever route it manifests). Make sure to bow to the Tollkeeper at The End of Time, and don't worry that this act of submission from will give him cause to cast a Geas upon your Soul Foundation. I made sure to reduce his administrative privileges when I last visited, and nothing short of the will of another nondimensional would be able to counteract that Mandate.

Soon, you will find yourself near a minor Conceptualization Domain. Feel free to enter, there is no Entity currently wielding it's Supreme Authority, so your auric force won't face any administrative oppression. Just skip the Garden of Seven Sins, and be sure not to make eye contact with the Vile Blooms of Original Sin. When you come across the hallway labelled by your subconscious (or any appraisal-type skills you possess) as "The Arch of Fate's End" take the third door on your left, and you will find yourself in my man's office. I'd not recommend staying too long, since the fel energy is enough to destroy galaxies, so unless you have a Universal+ tier body composition, you will only be able to stay as long as the automatic protection granted to your from the Mandate of Fate's Origin lasts. This should be more than enough time to form an eldritch pact, but just keep it in mind.

Good luck on your journey (be sure to bring cold-weather clothing), and I hope this answered your question!

[Katuya]

7120

Did you write all this on the spot?