Count to 10000

[Froggychum]

but what of the 8801 mayed meows

[shruvvu]

8802 e

[Froggychum]

8803
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[shruvvu]

8804
a

[Naddarobo]

8805
sports
(it's in the game)

[Froggychum]

8806
the sports are in the game?? GET THEM OUTTA THERE!! THEY CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT FOOD!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

sports needs 8807 calories!

[Froggychum]

8808 calories is enough energy to heat some amount of water or something i dont know im not a science-ist

[atomtengeralattjaro]

if scientists are so smart, how come they can't explain 8809

[Naddarobo]

8810 scientists are currently focused on 8810. please wait for one to die or to quit so they can work on explaining 8809

[Froggychum]

unfortunately, we no longer care about 8809 or 8810. scientists are hyperfixated on the hot new piece of ass, 8811 - what a bunch of dogs

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Who let those dogs out? We can't just have 8812 dogs running about!

[Froggychum]

the dogs broke out to chase the cats (which chase mice). we just need to let out 8813 trexes to chase the dogs. problem solvened

[Naddarobo]

but how will we get 8814 asteroids to get rid of those dinosaurs?

[Froggychum]

8815 planet breakers should do the trick... lets just hope the ai on the planet breakers doesnt decide to become sentient and evil

[atomtengeralattjaro]

one cannot "decide" to be sentient without being sentient in the first place
subscribe for 8816 more pedantic responses

[Froggychum]

I AGREE 8817%
however it was bait
you fell for the bait

[atomtengeralattjaro]

oh no, baited
well if you've been waiting with bated breath for 8818, here it is.
8818.

[Froggychum]

8819 est un numero

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I comb my hair with the John Deere Turbo 8820

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