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Post by lunar_furor » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:57 pm

orange with a hint of lemon.

If I have 1 five gallon bucket and 1 three gallon bucket how many buckets do I have?
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Post by Shai'tan » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:11 am

42


Where do you live?
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Post by tommy311 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:43 pm

between 4 and 2


if i live between 4 and 2... WHERE IS MY GARAGE ???
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:57 pm

Right above the place that lies under your garage.


How do we know that the weight of the Earth is approximately 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (6E+24) kilograms IF we don't have a HUGE scales for it?
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Post by tommy311 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:19 pm

How the Earth can weight anything?In space there is NO gravity....
no gravity = no weight!


How heavy am i, when im flying around the orbit?
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rgh

Post by Baron Von ASDF » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:45 am

IT'S OVER 9000!



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Post by tommy311 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:30 pm

IT IS JKL; !!!


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Post by slj » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:33 pm

THE PENAL SYSTEM

HOW CAN CAMERAS TAKE SQUARE PICTURES IF THEY HAVE CIRCULAR LENSES?!
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Post by fugudude » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:24 pm

because the shutter opens in the shape of a square... and a square lens would mess up the picture.



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Post by slj » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:57 am

I feel cheated... that was a smart answer.

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Post by MrFullSwing » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:56 am

3-5 times a day to maintain a healthy shell.


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Post by AnarchyJoker » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:21 am

Only when Chuck Norris is involved.


What would happen if Jackie Chan and Tom cruise flew to the moon to have a fight over a 300 year old poptart that Ben Franklin bit out of only to discover Mr. Rogers ate it already?
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Post by tommy311 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:10 pm

I dont know, but im sure Chuck Norris tells you the answer...


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Post by Gundam_M3ister » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:45 pm

I'd have Bruce Lee kick your balls in and rip your chest hair off. (Just like in "Enter the Dragon"!)

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Post by AnarchyJoker » Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:37 pm

Because the chocolate cake is sitting on the counter.

Which is better Febreze or Oust?
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Post by slj » Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:32 pm

The joyous lingering "fart" smell!

HOW DARE YOU?!
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Post by sw1ss023 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:12 pm

With a double dog dare!!!

Is this question stupid enough???
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Post by AnarchyJoker » Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:20 am

No it needs a hint of "dumbness" followed by a teaspoon of "retard".

What is the circumference of a moose?
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Post by slj » Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:02 pm

That depends on whom the moose ate for breakfast.

What would I taste like if I were a banana-monster?!
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Post by fugudude » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:10 pm

IDK but that souds dirty.


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