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DownSpaghetti · Post by **DownSpaghetti** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:31 pm

asdfkumquat wrote:Thank you

What nice manners this young lady has!

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:14 pm

You're so kind. My mom wanted to send me away to a manners improvement camp but... they rejected me.

Rattrap777 · Post by **Rattrap777** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:35 pm

I'm so tough I banned Chuck Norris from this thread... That's just too much toughness...............

DownSpaghetti · Post by **DownSpaghetti** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:31 pm

Rattrap777 wrote:I'm so tough I banned Chuck Norris from this thread... That's just too much toughness...............

I'm so tough I unbanned myself from this thread.

Rattrap777 · Post by **Rattrap777** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:38 pm

I'm so tough I banned you again. An everyone knows that those who double unban themselves are f**s!

DownSpaghetti · Post by **DownSpaghetti** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:51 pm

Rattrap777 wrote:I'm so tough I banned you again. An everyone knows that those who double unban themselves are f**s!

I can't quite work out what "f**s" means but anyhow.

I am so tough I can ban you!

Rattrap777 · Post by **Rattrap777** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:19 am

I'm so tough I banned you first!

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:33 pm

I'm so tough, I have a shirt with a big green "F" on the front and a big green "U" on the back.

DownSpaghetti · Post by **DownSpaghetti** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:08 pm

asdfkumquat wrote:I'm so tough, I have a shirt with a big green "F" on the front and a big green "U" on the back.

I'm so tough I have "FUCK" on the front and "YOU" on the back.

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:21 pm

O.O

I'm so tough I don't have a shirt with that on it...

DownSpaghetti · Post by **DownSpaghetti** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:39 pm

asdfkumquat wrote:O.O

I'm so tough I don't have a shirt with that on it...

That's not very tough.

Rattrap777 · Post by **Rattrap777** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:59 pm

(it's tougher than you)

I'm so tough I'm confident enough that I don't need shirts to prove it!

DownSpaghetti · Post by **DownSpaghetti** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:19 pm

I'm so tough I can lick the sun.

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:21 pm

I'm so tough I can't even open a banana.

DownSpaghetti · Post by **DownSpaghetti** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:01 pm

asdfkumquat wrote:I'm so tough I can't even open a banana.

I'm so tough gravity bullies me.

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:54 pm

I'm so tough, I can't even lift up a piece of paper.

Rattrap777 · Post by **Rattrap777** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:30 am

I'm so tough I need milk to touch a paper...

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:55 pm

I'm so tough I need milk in my cereal.

Rattrap777 · Post by **Rattrap777** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:19 pm

I'm so tough I need someone to chew up my cereal then inject it into me.

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:07 pm

I'm so tough, I need help watching SpongeBob SquarePants because it's so scary.

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