lets write a story!!

JediWho · Post by **JediWho** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:16 pm

So I scremed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! and punched him in the face.

Monstarr · Post by **Monstarr** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:03 pm

And then he ran back to his friends, crying.

Post by **TheDudeManJohn** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:08 pm

I went to the store.
But realized there was no store.
So I decided to go to the park.
Getting at park I decided to take a shotgun...
A shotgun which I would have to buy...
So I went to Ricky-the-gun...
And forgot I didn't have money...
So, I asked him if he'd like to buy my body. And he said:
"No way, man, I don't swing like that."
..so i suddenly had to go to the bathroom..
And when I got there I lost my suposotories and had to dive in and get them like in the film Trainspotting.
And when my hand was inside, my father showed up and saw me doing that.
..so i suddenly had to find a more awkward situation to put him in..
And he also said before that I cant play with shotguns...
So I shot him with a shotgun under the toilet.
and returned the suposotories to their usual place.
But then I felt bad about killing my father so I went back in time to save him from myself.
but the time machine was running on windows so it froze and i found myself in ancient Egypt..
So I damed vista to hell and then went to go find the Pharoh.
I asked him is he had a time traveling device, and he just stabbed me.
He was talking an ancient language, and I couldnt understand a thing
So I scremed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! and punched him in the face.
And then he ran back to his friends, crying.
i shouted,"IVE DECLAIRED MORTAL KOMBAT YOU CANT RUN" and i chased after him screaming like an iraqi terrorist " AHIE IE IE IE IE"

JediWho · Post by **JediWho** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:55 am

So after I defeated him in mortal kombat I named myself Pharoh and order them to make me a time machine (that ran on lepord).

Monstarr · Post by **Monstarr** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:55 pm

The time machine were finished, but it didn't work, because 2008 weren't backed up. I cursed for being stuck in ancient egypt.

Post by **TheDudeManJohn** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:51 pm

so i went to go find moses...

Post by **Shai'tan** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:24 pm

But unfortunately, he was already...

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:38 pm

found..

bunnyred74 · Post by **bunnyred74** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:47 pm

dead...

Post by **Shai'tan** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:21 am

Therefore, he had to think of something else, something...

JediWho · Post by **JediWho** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:29 am

Something.... like jumping on Chuck Norris and getting a ride back to just before you killed dad and destoyed the shotgun

Post by **keja** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:20 pm

Chuck Norris wanted money...

JediWho · Post by **JediWho** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:39 pm

But I didn't have any so I was roundhoused into oblivion...

Post by **TheDudeManJohn** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:46 pm

then i remembered how horrible this game was and that i hated elder scrolls so i then spent my time trying to get out of the game oblivion

Post by **Shai'tan** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:37 pm

And ended up playing Halo 3 instead...

JediWho · Post by **JediWho** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:23 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love oblivion and hate halo 3 (I have notning aginst halo it a good game) but I had nothing eles to do so I continued.

Post by **TheDudeManJohn** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:23 am

I realized that i wasn't playing the game i was in the game but dressed as a marine following the master chief.....i remembered from playing that i had never seen a marine survive to the end of any level and knew i was fucked

Monstarr · Post by **Monstarr** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:57 pm

And then something happened...

Post by **Shai'tan** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:58 pm

Something very strange, it was a large...

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:04 pm

teapot that talked russian, but..