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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by Shai'tan » Fri May 15, 2009 9:08 pm

Wish granted, but now you don't have any legs...

I wish I could teleport...
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri May 15, 2009 10:00 pm

Your wish is granted, but you can't control where you teleport to.

I wish I toes weren't so cold.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by Blargen » Sat May 16, 2009 6:41 am

Your wish is granted but the only way to solve it is to have your toes amputated.



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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by keja » Sun May 17, 2009 3:34 pm

Your wish is granted but now it's funny (Burn!)

I wish for a coughing fit.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ThingerDudes » Sun May 17, 2009 5:54 pm

Your wish is granted, but you trip on the stairs and fall to death because of your coughing fit.

I wish it wasn't so windy here.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by Blargen » Mon May 18, 2009 2:24 am

your wish is granted. But the wind is replaced by lightning




I wish for Dr. Pepper
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ForrestKeys » Mon May 18, 2009 10:21 am

Your wish is granted, but it turned out that it tasted salt.

I wish I had a wife.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ThingerDudes » Mon May 18, 2009 3:18 pm

Your wish is granted, but it's Paris Hilton. and she has no money anymore.

I wish I had a fort made of indestructible cardboard.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ForrestKeys » Mon May 18, 2009 3:22 pm

Your wish is granted, but it is built over quicksand, good luck.

I wish I could swim.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by Blargen » Tue May 19, 2009 2:28 am

Your wish is granted. But under gods order,water has been converted to peanut butter.




I wish I had some water.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ForrestKeys » Tue May 19, 2009 6:31 am

Your wish is granted, but fish had sex in it. Now there are fish sperm in it.

I wish I had the keys to every door.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ThingerDudes » Wed May 20, 2009 3:12 pm

Your wish is granted, but all doors change the locks to fingerprint recognition.

I wish I could type faster.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ForrestKeys » Wed May 20, 2009 3:39 pm

Your wish is granted, but your hands are now turned to ashes of the speed.

Wish I had a claymore(Sword).
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ThingerDudes » Wed May 20, 2009 9:53 pm

Your wish is granted, but it's haunted and it stabs you.

I wish I knew how to speak Russian.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ForrestKeys » Wed May 20, 2009 9:57 pm

Your wish is granted, but you were sent to outerspace and has no contact with anyone. You don't even get to log on here on ASDF.

I wish I had a shield.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu May 21, 2009 7:24 pm

your wish is granted, but your shield shields you from everything in the world..


i wish stuff would happen to things at a time in a place.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ForrestKeys » Thu May 21, 2009 7:52 pm

Your wish is granted, but the place is your head.

I wish I could finish a 5x5x5 Rubik's Cube. (I can only do 3x3x3)
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by SecretAgent » Thu May 21, 2009 11:41 pm

Your wish is granted but the everytime you turn the Rubik's Cube it melts in your hand


I wish someone knew who I am
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri May 22, 2009 12:23 am

your wish is granted, but everyone stops caring.

I wish I had a big cookie.
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Re: The Wishing Game

Post by ForrestKeys » Fri May 22, 2009 12:43 am

Your wish is granted, but you the cookie is burned.

I wish agents knew how to count.
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