Rhyme to Win

[Yoshi256]

I left for too long and posts there are heaps
and I guess when i said it was early to quit
so i'm back to do some more leaps
'cause it's fun and it's not fun being in a pit

[Gamma]

Hello there, everyone
This game is quite fun
I love making rhymes like these
As much as mozzarella cheese
I could rhyme and rhyme all day long
That could not be wrong
Alas, I have other things to do
I wish it was not true
Goodbye for now, my good friends
From here I can see our ends
Best not keep them waiting
Or when we arrive, they will be ever hating

[Yoshi256]

Hello Gamma. Thanks for joining the game
The more the merrier, thought it can get crowded
Not to say you here is too much, it's still quite tame
But enough of this rhyme, let's just post this crowded
(Couldn't think of a rhyme for crowded)

[Flying Sheep]

Dear god yoshi, you haven't changed a bit.
You still can't rhyme,
You deserve a good hit.
Perhaps you'll make more effort next time.
But I welcome gamma to our fine little game.
You appear to be bored too,
Which is rather lame,
As boredom isn't a habit I like to pursue.

[Gamma]

Tut, tut, Flying Sheep
The glories of rhyming you reap
But to put others down on your way to fame
You should be on the Wall of Shame

[Reathos]

I dont got the time
To listen to all your cheap ass rhymes
You might want to back off of this thread
Before you get wacked on the head
You dont want to know what'll happen cuz I'll make you my bitch
And eventually leave you in a ditch
While I make you OD
Off of some homemade DMT
And you'll see how sucky
That could be

[Gamma]

Well Reathos, hello
It sounds as if your brain is jello
You are following FS's example
Other rhymers you try to trample
Please do not make me do the same
Because that would be ever so lame
I do not wish to be competitive
To the fullest, I wish to live
Let us cooperate in ASDF's name
That is the proper way to glory and fame

[Reathos]

Gamma, you are such a hipocrit
Cuz here you are talking shit
Trying to seem friendly by saying hello
And then saying my brain is jello
You call me lame
But I will show you that I am not tame
I will show you the meaning of pain
Afterwards, everyone who sees your face will scream like a dame

[BenBen]

What on earth did I miss here?
Gamma, what you did was queer,
But Reathos, ur going about it the wrong way
Leave everyone alone so we can rhyme another day.
I put up with you, and your constant talk of drugs.
Dont make me call my friends, they're friggin' makeshit thugs,
If you dont stop, I will send them on you,
So really, you know what to do...

[Gamma]

Finally, someone sane has joined
Glory you have not purloined
Please, settle this argument
My anger I wish not to vent

[BenBen]

I joined a while ago, if you thread,
Me and Reathos had a fight, and he bashed in my head.
Let's all just rhyme, and stop the fight,
I belive that that would be a delight.

[Reathos]

I start everyday with a toke
You know me I never choke
And after yesterday's session
I got arrested for posession
Now I've gone and beat that snitch
Cuz hes a little bitch
And then I went to a party
Got naughty
With a hottie
That had a bangin body
But now I'm still spun
From last nights vodka and rum

(True story. Thats actually what I did this weekend.)

[Gamma]

( )
Well, Reathos, good afternoon
Pacifism is a great boon
It seems you are less belligerant
My life you have not yet rent
Of this I am quite glad
Killing off others is not yet a fad

[Reathos]

I take hits, Pull it through the Chamber,
I hold it in, My lungs are in Danger,
It tastes good, I can't deny the Flavor,
But to the buds, We ain't no Stranger,
Check the chamber it's hella Cloudy,
I smoke flavor don't ever Doubt me,
Humbolt County to Southern Cali,

[bjrocks1]

Hi everyone, it's great to see,
That we can rhyme, all of you and me
But why must we speak of a drug
Acting as though we are smug
Showing off our use of stuff
Not knowing enoughs enough
If you must continue doing the smoke
Don't tell us, we'd rather a joke
Now I'm sorry for giving you such shit
But for all this talk you deserved a hit
Now I must conclude this little rhyme
I hope I join you all another time

[Reathos]

Fuck you, Fuck all the people always runnin their mouth
Fuck that bitch ass coward who fuckin flooded my house
Fuck everybody who said this shit here would never happen
Now whos laughin you said Id never make it by rappin
But you was dead wrong this song was made to strictly prove a point
See my dick, well you can lick it as I fire up this joint
You see whats going on
You got some kids form the burbs and theyre singing these types of songs
Gettin me pissed off will definitely get you shit on
Dont turn your back on me, my teams too fuckin strong

[Yoshi256]

[bjrocks1]

Yoshi that did not rhyme;
Reathos, when will you learn?
You get aggressive all the time;
When a fun convo is what we yearn.

Please just move on and use more appropriate words
our ears are not toilets, this foul language is not sought
Please throw this behaviour to the birds
Before you get yourself caught

For if you listen to wht others have to say
You may learn something new
These people do not like the way
Profanities are always used by you

Because of your rant, I was not welcomed into this game
Instead we were focused on getting you to be polite
I really wish that you would stop trying to verbally maim
Please, just try hard and help us make things right

[Reathos]

It's raining, it's foggy, it's so so cold
I'm running so low on dough, I'm so so broke
I'm lonely, my girlfriend won't hold me
What have I become, I'm a loser, I'm a phony
I'm losing all my homies, lately, I don't even know me
No one to console me, no one can't control me
Maybe I'm addicted cause when I get lifted
My spirits shifted and then I think I'm gifted
I'm so crazy, back and forth schizophrenic maybe, I don't know
All I know is when I blow the dro, I'm good to go
Hey, smoke this pain away
Hey, smoke this mary jane

[lamb_chop]

I can't believe this nonsense,
The competition with words.
But if you must insist upon it,
I may rain down on you like a flock of birds!
And still, if you resist my request,
And begin to bash at me,
I might just get tired of it,
And blood will be all over thee!