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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by Sepehrnoor » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:01 pm

iPod Touch leveled up! He evolved into Steve Jobs!
He forgot Make Youth Elixir, and learned Invent i"Something"!

Name: Steve Jobs
Type: Inventor
Skill 1: Invent i"Something"
Skill 2: Obey the Law
Skill 3: Tantrum
Skill 4: Angry Birds
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by BenBen » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:10 pm

Steve Jobs leveled up! He evolved into iSteve-Jobs!
He forgot Tantrum, and learned Malfunction!

Name: iSteve-Jobs
Type: Inventor/Creation
Skill 1: Invent i"Something"
Skill 2: Obey the Law
Skill 3: Malfunction
Skill 4: Angry Birds
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by Joe » Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:31 am

iSteve-Jobs leveled up! He evolved into Robot Overlord!
He forgot Obey the Law, and learned Dictate Harshly!

Name: iSteve-Jobs
Type: Surpreme Dictator
Skill 1: Invent i"Something"
Skill 2: Dictate Harshly
Skill 3: Malfunction
Skill 4: Angry Birds
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by Gamma » Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:55 pm

Robot Overlord leveled up! He evolved into Space Conquerer!
He forgot Invent i"Something", and learned Capture Galaxy!

Name: Space Conquerer
Type: Ultimate Dictator
Skill 1: Capture Galaxy
Skill 2: Dictate Harshly
Skill 3: Malfunction
Skill 4: Angry Birds
Lawl.
SCRATCH THAT, I HAVE RETURNED
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by bunchie spy » Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:35 am

space conquerer leveled up! He evolved into old spice guy
He forgot Malfunction, and learned Swan Dive!

Name: old spice guy
Type: space time anomaly
Skill 1: Capture Galaxy
Skill 2: Dictate Harshly
Skill 3: Swan Dive
Skill 4: Angry Birds
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by bjrocks1 » Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:47 am

Old spice guy leveled up! Old spce guy evolved into Random Plunger.
He forgot dictate harshly, and learnt Unclog Drain

Name: Random Plunger
Type: Cleaning Implement
Skill 1: Capture Galaxy
Skill 2: Unclog Drain
Skill 3: Swan Dive
Skill 4: Angry Birds
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by Gamma » Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:42 pm

Random Plunger leveled up! Old spce guy evolved into Retired Plunger.
He forgot Capture Galaxy, and learnt Heart Attack

Name: Retired Plunger
Type: Old Cleaning Implement
Skill 1: Heart Attack
Skill 2: Unclog Drain
Skill 3: Swan Dive
Skill 4: Angry Birds
Lawl.
SCRATCH THAT, I HAVE RETURNED
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by bjrocks1 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:41 am

Retired Plunger levelled up! Retired Plunger evolved into Rotting Stick (isn't it more of a devolution rather than evolution here? Rotting Stick forgot Angry Birds, and learnt decompose!

Name: Rotting Stick
Type: Useless object
Skill 1: Heart Attack
Skill 2: Unclog Drain
Skill 3: Swan Dive
Skill 4: Decompose
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by Gamma » Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:17 am

Rotten Stick leveled up! Rotten Stick evolved into Nonexistant Matter.
He forgot Swan Dive, and learnt Fail to Exist!

Name: Nonexistant Matter
Type: Nonexistant
Skill 1: Heart Attack
Skill 2: Unclog Drain
Skill 3: Fail to Exist
Skill 4: Angry Birds
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by bjrocks1 » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:03 am

Nonexistnt Matter leveled up! Nonexistant Matter evolved into
He forgot Angry Birds, and learnt BLANK!

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Type: ???
Skill 1: Heart Attack
Skill 2: Unclog Drain
Skill 3: Fail to Exist
Skill 4: BLANK
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by Gamma » Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:19 pm

Matter leveled up! evolved into Cosmic Matter.
He forgot Unclog Drain, and learnt Supernova!

Name: Cosmic Matter
Type: Space stuff
Skill 1: Heart Attack
Skill 2: Unclog Drain
Skill 3: Fail to Exist
Skill 4: BLANK
Lawl.
SCRATCH THAT, I HAVE RETURNED
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by BenBen » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:46 pm

Cosmic Matter leveled up! Cosmic Matter evolved into Cosmic God.
He forgot BLANK, and learnt Black Hole!

Name: Cosmic God
Type: Space overruler
Skill 1: Heart Attack
Skill 2: Unclog Drain
Skill 3: Fail to Exist
Skill 4: Black Hole
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by Gamma » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:14 pm

Cosmic God leveled up! Cosmic God evolved into Universe Maker.
He forgot Unclog Drain, and learned Create Galaxy!

Name: Universe Maker
Type: Divine Creater
Skill 1: Heart Attack
Skill 2: Create Galaxy
Skill 3: Fail to Exist
Skill 4: Black Hole
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by bunchie spy » Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:07 am

Universe Maker leveled up! Universe Maker evolved into Death
He forgot Fail to exist, and learned Reap!

Name: Death
Type: Death
Skill 1: Heart Attack
Skill 2: Create Galaxy
Skill 3: Reap
Skill 4: Black Hole
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by Ml08180 » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:13 am

Death leveled up! Death evolved into Night-Shift Employee
He forgot Heart Attack, and learned Scare Customers!

Name: Night-Shift Employee
Type: Dead
Skill 1: Scare Customers
Skill 2: Create Galaxy
Skill 3: Reap
Skill 4: Black Hole
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by BenBen » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:25 am

Night-Shift Employee leveled up! Night-Shift Employee evolved into Head of Employment!
He forgot Reap, and learned Employ!

Name: Head of Employment
Type: Employer
Skill 1: Scare Customers
Skill 2: Create Galaxy
Skill 3: Employ
Skill 4: Black Hole
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by bunchie spy » Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:51 am

Head of Employment leveled up! Head of Employment evolved into beurocrat!
He forgot Create Galaxy, and learned Create Rules and Regulations!

Name: Beurocrat
Type: trans-dimensional potatoe man
Skill 1: Scare Customers
Skill 2: Create Rules and Regulations
Skill 3: Employ
Skill 4: Black Hole
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by bjrocks1 » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:06 am

Bureaucrat leveled up! Bureaucrat evolved into President!
He forgot Employ, and learned cut jobs for the good of the state!

Name: Beurocrat
Type: trans-dimensional potatoe man
Skill 1: Scare Customers
Skill 2: Create Rules and Regulations
Skill 3: Cut jobs for the good of the state
Skill 4: Black Hole
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Re: Evolve Me!

Post by firerider521 » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:02 am

President evolved into EPICFAIL! He forgot 'Create Rules and Regulations' and learned 'WHAT THE F-*BOOOOOM!!'!
Name: EPICFAIL
Type: Every single type of epic fail there is...
Skill 1: Scare Customers
Skill 2: WHAT THE F-*BOOOOOM!!
Skill 3: Cut jobs for the good of the state
Skill 4: Black Hole
So you're walking along one day when, suddenly, a freak just jumps out and jumps to the Sun! And a half vampire, half werewolf THING just hits him with its double scramjets bursting at him at Mach 10. A-1 steak sauce. Yeah. It's that important. NAWT
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