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The Grand Canyon

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(sorry, i forgot that was a rule!)

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Bulgaria

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Froggychum wrote: ↑Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:41 pm
Bulgaria

(where my friend is from)
Thank you!

I was talking about my three quarters taiwanese and one quarter nigerian dealer who was born in a Hot Air Balloon over South Korea that departed from Papa New Guinea, where his father was keeping his mother a prisoner of war during an underground conflict that rocked the Barbie Doll trades market. He grew up in Los Angeles and made constant visits to Nepal, where his mother had buried gold during the better days, before the war, which his parents, and him by extension, were now fugitives of after falling in love (almost certainly started with Stockholm syndrome, though his parents don't know the word, because neither of them will admit to speaking a lick of English unless you say the password, which is [redacted by X] which will instant put them in kill mode, and can only be turned off my dousing them head to toe in marinated raw fat, or if you address them as the president of the united states (although the last time he talked about them, my dealer said in his mothers old age her conditioning was worsening, but her health was better than it ever had been, besides the weird lumps on her left hip so it wasn't working on her, and his father has to keep a large tub of marinated fat in the house at all times.). My dealer swore several High Venusian Oaths of Malarkey to this, but I know he's bsing me: He speaks like a pirate by the way since he got shot in the head during a raid on a European-government secret project hidden in Liberia's artificial caves, which are made 0.0345% out of Mozzarella Cheese by the way, (which i found interesting, before I realized that the brand of chairs I use to sit my ramen noodles on are actually made out of 0.0453% Mozzarella Cheese): "Arrghhh matey, [Froggychum! He calls me by my real name obviously, at least the one I tell people while I'm on 'business' trips]! You back so soon again are yeee mateyyy? I own a rattt didd uuu knowwww mateeyyy arggh P I R A T E S"

I know he doesn't own a rat, and I plan on taking him to Venus Court, as soon as I can afford to pay the administration (I have the money, but everyone knows you have to pretend to be dirt poor to get EVEN A LITTLE sympathy out of those judges, who all wear 90s cartoon merchandise, it's their official uniforms, they can't refuse. The last one who did was waterboarded to death in cream cheese, that was being held by a carved-open female giraffe. I know he doesn't own the rat because I heard him admit it to his friend, who happens to sell spare car parts, that he really wanted to have another weekend with their rat, and didn't want to bring him home earlier. So, in fact, he owns 0 rats. But has joint custody of 1 rat, with his car-part salesman who is also his neighbour. They hate one another and have, on multiple occasions, attempted to lace the other's comic books with fentanyl to induce seizure. The funniest thing happened when they both tried it simultaneously, but if I got into that I'd have to tell you about my work with the CIA, and right now I can't do that (Patrick's in the other room, when he leaves I can tell you, but until then, I have to humor the government to make them think they're in charge.)

So yeah, it's really awkward because yo think i was talking about you . Of course, you are a friend of mine who lives in Bulgaria, but not who I was talking about LOL

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(did you read it? The subject currently resides in Bulgaria. Also, I thought you knew this, f0rumzz are rand0mzz exdee gamer moment)

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Lyrasia

(A custom Magic: The Gathering plane I created)

If you hate me and everything I do: Los Angeles // LA. Instead, you big meanie

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