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[Naddarobo]

7921
anybody wanna 1v1 me in chess

[Froggychum]

7922
chess is just bourgeoisie checkers

[atomtengeralattjaro]

anybody wanna 1v1 me in chess

7923
I play as the queen, you're the not-queen
gl hf

[Naddarobo]

7924

I play as the queen, you're the not-queen

ok i play as the white rook and immediately capture you gg no re

7922
chess is just bourgeoisie checkers

checkers is just chess for those dumb colonists

[Froggychum]

7925

ill play as the cuckquean. oh wait the game already ended? damn, cheated again!

in other news i finished my last exam. please give me lots of good boy head pats cus i am incredible insecure kthxbai

[atomtengeralattjaro]

You deserve 7926 headpats!

[Naddarobo]

here, have 7927- aw dammit atom beat me to it! now I have to do something original! I guess I could steal the shitposting power from that new guy to make it a little bit easier, but I forgot where I put my machine! I swear I put it right here!
(also what was the test on?)

[Froggychum]

(thx guys lol)
7928 if you forgot your machine you can always borrow my dark magic grimoires. they are another way to steal shitposting power from others - among other things...
(the course was focused on international conflict and human rights, so the exam reflected that. it was part of my interdisciplinary studies program.)

[Naddarobo]

7928 if you forgot your machine you can always borrow my dark magic grimoires. they are another way to steal shitposting power from others - among other things...

all these newfangled "humans" with their "dark magic" and "ancient chants", the only ancient chants that worked 7929 years ago was

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COMMAND _(SPK)
	SPK _(g-o-h)
	INT _(333ms)
	SPK _(f-u-h-k)
	INT _(333ms)
	SPK _(y-u-r)
	INT _(100ms)
	SPK _(s-e-l-f)
END

And then they'd leave you alone (commands may not be accurate as translation from robot-ese to modern coding languages is hard)
in addition, we'd add the middle finger command if coward = 0 or if we had the inebriation virus

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7930

I, for one, welcome our ancient robot overlords

(idk but I love the idea of ancient robots. so cute.)

[Froggychum]

7931
ancient robots were probably made from wood just like in that Futurama episode

[Naddarobo]

7932
as an ancient robot, i can say, it's not like that episode, but rather the episode where the professor went to a different planet and had the robots that he put in the water evolved over 3 days (but waaaaay longer than 3 days)

edit: also people started posting in general again, that's good

[Froggychum]

7933
General was temporarily dead because I let out a really stinky fart. it happens.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Yeah but when that happens we need to open a window and then next thing you know, 7934 bats have swarmed in.

[Naddarobo]

Oh THAT'S where I put my limited edition chrome paint collectible Bat-Mo-Tron 7935

[atomtengeralattjaro]

That deserves warrants 7936 parking tickets!

[Naddarobo]

b-But I already have 7937 parking tickets!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Well you can just park those over there for now
*points at our 7938 filing cabinets*

[Froggychum]

You better have 7939 interns to organize those filing cabinets, or I aint going anywhere near em!

[gh0st]

i miss 7940 every day