Count to 10000

[Naddarobo]

Can I have one? (+8381)

[atomtengeralattjaro]

If my math checks out, that would be a grand total of..........



[calculating...]



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8382
did I get it right? I'm not much of a calculator

[Froggychum]

It's okay, you're 8383x sexier than a calculator anyway, you big hunk of water-resistant metal

[atomtengeralattjaro]

8384 blush emojis

blub blub blub

[Froggychum]

8385
when i was maybe 10, i used to say my fatty cat had 'blub' instead of 'fat' or 'chub'
i think i got the idea for the word from a whales blubber but in my head it was a distinct category from regular old adipose tissue. it had magic

[atomtengeralattjaro]

8386
cats are arcane beings, so that checks out

[Froggychum]

8387

Honestly, cats could be druidic, occult, ancestral, primal, celestial, abyssal, mystical, arcane and eldritch all at once - they're just versatile like that

[Naddarobo]

8388
hi gotta go see ya bye

[atomtengeralattjaro]

The most common phrases of communication are: hello, 8389, and goodbye.

[Naddarobo]

the most common numbers are 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,& 0.
my favorite arrangement of those is 8390

[Froggychum]

8391 is number 1 at being number 8391
what is number 2 at being number 8391? 1938, obviously.
for number 3? It gets complicated, but the latest research posits that the answer may be -44267373090.10413125617

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Most apples are pretty terrible at being the number 8392.
Strangely though, they don't seem to care about this shortcoming.

[Froggychum]

8393
that felt pretty douglas adams esque lol
(obviously a compliment, dude was cracked @ writing)

[Naddarobo]

I have to read 8394 of his books in english class tomorrow, wish me luck

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I wish you 8395 lucks
(they are very low quality lucks, but maybe one of them will stick)

[Froggychum]

8396
Ea-nasir and his poor quality luck

[Naddarobo]

8397
I only deal pure luck, sorry.
If you want, I can hook you up with A buddy of mine that doesn't care about the quality

[Froggychum]

8398
my reaction to consuming pure luck: damn that's some dank kushmet
*please laff*

[Naddarobo]

*8399 Seinfeld ending themes play*

[Froggychum]

84%
epic ty