Rhyme to Win

[Yoshi256]

I saw an argument done entirely in paragraphs of rhymes, so I made a thread called Rhyme to Win. Basically, you have to make a paragraph of at least 4 lines using either an AABB or -A-A rhyme system. If this thread closes, whoever has made the most posts in rhyming paragraphs wins.
So whoever is up to the challenge
Should make a start when they're ready
More rhymes to post, more posts to win
To see who's best, make your lines on the steady

[ɟpsɐ]

I think you're referring to me and the pillow.
That guy is a really odd fellow.
I'm kind of curious if I even won that rhyme
But I know I'll win this time.

[Flying Sheep]

You didn't beat me then,
And you won't beat me now.
For you see my friend,
The is no way how,
That the likes of you could defeat me.

[Yoshi256]

Horray! Hurrah! The first few post.
That's the start of this game of rhymes
Now I want to see who will boast
The skills to rhyme the most times

[ɟpsɐ]

You didn't beat me then,
And you won't beat me now.
For you see my friend,
The is no way how,
That the likes of you could defeat me.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again
Bring it punk, I want some more
I won't stop until fin
If you continue on, there will be gore
I'm better this time
I can haz better rhyme.
There should be a point system, to boost my ego
Anyways, it's your turn, kgo.

[Flying Sheep]

You're too cocky, and you never learn.
You can say that you'll win as long as you want.
It's so stupid that you seem to yearn,
To strut, preen and flaunt,
Those feathers of yours.
You can work up your ego,
It will benefit me more.
For when I crush you and your ego,
You can crawl to the hole from whence you came.

[Reathos]

Hey look at what I found,
and now we pass it around.
One by one,
we're going to have our fun.
Watch out for the ganja smuggler,
as we get higher and higher.

[Yoshi256]

Easy, easy, FS and Upsidedown asdf
No need to fight. No need for gore
You two should know better than to fight
This is for fun, not to make others sore

[Flying Sheep]

You can't stop me, little dinosaur freak.
This guy thinks he can win in a game of words,
Yet his rhymes are so petty and meek.
Both you and him are nothing more than frauds.

[Reathos]

We peddle our bikes down the steet.
Reflectors on the seat.
And I say cool it Flying Sheep.
Your words may result in a weep.
You are being a hypocrit.
And you know it.

[Flying Sheep]

You dream on Reathos.
You say these things,
But I bet you're jealous the most.
I can take you're little mid sling.
But no matter how hard you try,
You cannot beat me,
Because I can fly.

[Reathos]

You know I don't need to fly,
to get really really high.
I pack this bowl for two,
Because I really want to smoke with you.
I got this purple frosty nug that is big enough for two.

[Flying Sheep]

I'm sorry to burst your bubble,
But I don't like your idea of high.
Flying gets you in a lot less trouble.
And it is so much mor fun to go for a fly.
So take your drugs somewhere else.
Infact, just take youself somewhere else.
I don't want anything from you.

[Yoshi256]

I see there's not gonna be
any peace in this friendly play
I sigh at this incompetence
At the chilidish fray
Can the three of you just
Shut up your gall
If you have nothing nice to say
Don't say anything at all

[Flying Sheep]

Dont blame us, you incompetent fool.
You're the one that re-started this fight.
And you aint gonna stop us without some tools. (lolwtfbbq fail >.<)
But if there WAS a way to stop this, then I just might.

[Yoshi256]

Will it to stop and it will do
But never my my other comments
The fighting in text actually quite fun
So continue on and without relent

[Flying Sheep]

You just contradicted yourself.
You make no sense my friend.
You remind me just of an elf.
They don't make sense either, and they do tend,
To rhyme and speak in tongue,
Just like us.

[Yoshi256]

I see that I've done that, contradicted myself
but first was first and second was second
An opinion and decision can change in time
And that is what happened, my rhyming friend

[Flying Sheep]

Please keep your smileys out of your rhymes.
It ruins the rhythm and the view.
So keep that in mind for next time,
And perhaps you'll stay, for I'm having fun too.

[Yoshi256]

I'll keep that in mind but the fun boiled over
I had to smile like the smiley Mr Green
But no more will smileys come in to my rhymes
My words should be enough to say my laughter is lean