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This is a game where the first poster of a page posts a not-so-bad-but-still-bad scenario i.e
"You're getting robbed."
The next poster has two options. Both of them involve making the situation a little worse but in two different ways.
Option 1:
"You're getting robbed by a fat lady with a pistol" - Adding on to the sentence

Option 2:
"You find your head in the cleavage of a fat Miley Cyrus." - A completely different but slightly worse scenario.

So remember, the first poster of each page starts anew.
If that ^ doesn't work then just if someone thinks it's too bad of a scenario he can restart.


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There is a bear in your room.

There is a hungry bear in your room.

There is a hungry bear in your room and the door is locked.

There is a hungry bear in your room and the door is locked and the lights are off.

There is a hungry bear in your room and the door is locked and the lights are off, and you're holding a plate of bacon.

You're trapped in a room with no exit with spikes on the walls

You're trapped in a room with no exit with poison-tipped spikes on the walls.

You're trapped in a room with no exit, poison spikes on the walls and a dinosaur

You're trapped in a room with no exit, poison spikes on the walls and a dinosaur, and the walls are closing in.

You're riding a hostile dragon.

You're riding a hostile dragon, and you're not wearing any pants.

You're riding a hostile dragon, you're not wearing any pants and the dragon is flying above an endless lava lake.

You're riding a hostile dragon, you're not wearing any pants and the dragon is flying above an endless lava lake that has hungry lava pirahnas.

You're on fire and riding a hostile dragon, you're not wearing any pants and the dragon is flying above an endless lava lake that has carnivorous hungry lava pirahnas.

You just fell into the lava lake and you are drowning

You just fell into the lava lake and you are drowning and your skin is slowly burning off

[[ You're not supposed to make it a series of events. Just a lonesome scenario. ]]
You fell into the lava lake and you are drowning and your skin is slowly and painfully burning off and you forget that you can't have too many ands in a sentence.

>.> gh0st started it.
You're at a Justin Bieber concert. 'nuff said

You're at a Justin Bieber concert. 'nuff said, and you are getting painfully stabbed by his 11-year old fans.

You're at a Justin Bieber concert and you are getting painfully stabbed by his 11-year old fans while they eat your limbs