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• The Book of ASDF

Long ago, in one ancient war, JKL; destroyed the ASDF temple. The holy Book of ASDF was lost, it seemed... It was ripped into a thousand pieces, ASDFologists have been digging up these fragments ever since, New parts of the book were being found everyday, until recently.
It's a greatly complicated puzzle, but one man, fully enlightened by ASDF, solved it! His name is Peemore and he has posted the first chapter of our holy book. Here below is an overview of the recovered parts of the holy book.

1. Chapter 1
   • By Peemore
2. Chapter 2
   • By CX gamer and mr the face
3. Chapter 3
   • By Peemore

Chapter 1

In the beginning, there was ASDF.
But as the milleniums went by,
ASDF felt he needed a companion.
ASDF forged from the depths of the heavens,
JKL;

As ASDF educated JKL; in the ways of life,
JKL; began to feel envious of ASDF's power.
JKL; then used all that ASDF taught him,
and created an army.

That army was located on the planet earth.
That army consisted of millions of "Human Beings".
JKL; thought that he could use this army against
the power of ASDF.

But JKL; made a fatal mistake.
He had given his these "beings" a free will.
A free mind, to do as they felt right.
And many of these humans knew that JKL; was pure evil.

With most of JKL;'s army having neglected him,
ASDF was more powerful than ever.
with the help of ASDF on their side,
These human beings banished JKL; to hell.

To remember this great tale,
Humans forged the "Keyboard".
This Keyboard reminds all of the great power that ASDF holds.
Every key on the board tells a different story.
This is only the beginning. This is Chapter 1.

Chapter 2

The keyboard had strategic locations for each and every key.
To keep the keyboard in balance,
they placed ASDF and JKL; on the same row.
GH is caught between the two.

The allies of ASDF are QWER and ZXCV,
JKL; was jealous and took UIOP and M,./ as slaves.
The space bar was used to connect the two,
else the keyboard would fall apart.

UIOP did not like being enslaved by jkl; though,
noticing this ASDF appeared to UIOP one night.
There he offered UIOP the chance to become a spy.
UIOP accepted and since then has spied on jkl;.
jkl; has never realized that UIOP is a spy.

The CAPS key was sent by JKL;,
it was sent to spy on the actions of ASDF.
ASDF didn't like this,
so ASDF forged an indicator,
an indicator to see whenever the CAPS is spying.

The two sides were given a shift key,
used for temporarily boosting up the letters power.
Although JKL; was greedy and had taken a bigger one,
he has one key less instead on his side.

At last, the keyboard was given the backspace,
it had the power to erase JKL;s actions.

History shaped the keyboard over and over,
now it has reached it's ultimate form.
'Keyboard' was born, the war continued.

Humans were rewarded for the keyboard,
as they got blessed by ASDF him/her/itself.
These humans, the 9 crusaders of ASDF,
they fight for freedom,
they fight for respect,
they fight for ASDF!

Chapter 3

Two heroes who arose in the battle of JKL; were G and H
ASDF had foreseen that the upcoming war would bring many casualties.
ASDF chose G and H to help prevent this almost inevitable catastrophe.
These two had more willpower than the average being,
They took this mission to heart, every death was on their conscience.

G and H left their Home key to travel all the way to the center of the battleground.
With their combined efforts they were able to bring the battle to a slow crawl.
G had convinced all of ASDF's army to drop their weapons.
H on the other hand, had a much tougher time of it.
In exchange for a temporary peace treaty, H had given his entire life to be a slave for JKL;.