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Post by lunar_furor » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:22 pm

keja wrote:25th december 0 AD
Jebus was born on June 17th they proved it with science... i know catholics, christians, lutherans, etc really hate science but it's solid and I go with it.
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Post by Shai'tan » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:03 pm

Science rules 8)
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Post by Yuryeong » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:44 pm

They proved with science that Jesus didn't existed :)

http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=EfoyNqDm8iI
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Post by ShadowNinja » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:48 pm

neat video, but Jesus did exist
it is scientifically and historically
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:49 am

science explains the material world, yet it still fails epicly :P
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Post by ShadowNinja » Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:08 pm

yeah.... :(
but it still comes in handy :P
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Post by Shai'tan » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:21 am

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:science explains the material world, yet it still fails epicly :P
Science pwns! O.o
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Post by CX gamer » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:45 pm

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atomtengeralattjaro wrote:science explains the material world, yet it still fails epicly :P
Science pwns! O.o
Yay for darwinism!... :D
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Post by keja » Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:23 pm

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:05 pm

:roll: so usual..
it just makes me sick that people criticise christianity for what it isn't about..

but yeah, just go on, i have totally no intention of ruining your fun. honestly.

(sorry, i dunno why am i always doing this, it just makes me sick)
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Post by CX gamer » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:19 pm

:o... Atom?!... Are you defending christianity?!...
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:26 pm

well since you're attacking it on a completely different level it's on, i shouldn't even bother..

(and yet again i should emphasise the huge difference between a religion and a church.. but im kinda tired of it and its useless. I'd just like to see you people be a little more open minded in philosophic stuff.)
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Post by Shai'tan » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:08 pm

keja wrote:Image
I posted a picture like that once... It got removed :(


But Atom, then tell me what christianity is about...
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:40 pm

..do your research, i'm sorry for bringing this up..
i'm not a priest or whatever and i shouldn't lecture anybody about this :|

being religious is having a spiritual life.. it's not denying anything scientific or logical, it has absolutely nothing to do with science.. see, science is about the material world, philoshophy and religions are about the spiritual world - (if you say that the world is merely material, you're nothing but a machine that thinks and eats..)

Simply put, all the crap in that above image is indifferent, and it's only criticising the symbol system of christianity, which should only be interpreted figuratively, of course. Just like most of the bible should be interpreted figuratively.

Please note that with all this i'm not trying to make anyone believe anything, all i'm trying to do is make you a little more open minded and try to look at stuff from all sides..
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Post by Shai'tan » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:48 am

Hmm... I think the problem is that a lot of people don't think that way about the bible...
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Post by lunar_furor » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:06 am

Here's what I believe... and It's hard for me to say. Since we don't know much about ASDF I believe this. I exist, I live, I eat, I sleep, I look, I listen, eventually I will die... I don't believe that there is a big invisible man who has 10 rules that you MUST follow or you go to a place of punishment... but he loves you! I believe that we live and we have morales, if you don't believe in my morales then screw you heh heh. If I were to write the rules it would be such

-Be kind but a little anger, joking, and negativity is not only good sometimes but needed! Look at your situation, take it in (socially) if there is negativity or something don't say that everyone should be happy and gay (not the sexual orientation) all the time. FUCK THAT! That's no fun.

-You live, you die, but you don't convert people to your religion. Worship what you want and if it's like the lottery and you win with your religion, fine good for you, but don't try to get people to adopt your numbers.

-Frivolity should never be in excess. I personally believe in sex after marriage... but a little bit now and then isn't bad... I'm not gonna lie, when I see an attractive person (to me) I immediately know it but I only know that, I probably hate the person other wise but at least I can admit that they are attractive! But unlike 50% of the population I wouldn't 'sleep' with them just because they are attractive. If you don't get my point, ignore this part.

-Violence is sometimes the answer. Some people just need to die! Period! Remember, I make the rules in this post so don't dispute me! Some of the double digit IQ bearing, overly vain and shallow, and with money flow... they need to die. I have yet to meet anyone with that 'valley girl' air about her that I respected, befriended, or could even tolerate. If you can't name the capitol of your country and state/providence... you should be tossed in a hole with the rest of the retards like you.

-Freedom is good, and somethings should just be legal. There are certain choices we should be able to make for our selves that we cant as Americans and some that are being attacked. If two people love each other they get married... unless your homosexual then it's probably illegal. Abortion can sometimes save a life and give the mother another chance to give birth, such as rape cases of teens. Most females can reproduce at the age of 9... if this happens the mother is most likely to die. Rape cases could be another reason but otherwise you should accept your decision for spreading your legs (pardon the expression). Smoking! I like my cigars... is it legal to smoke inside, no, what about outside, well if I did that I would probably not be able to feel my hands for the next 10 mins after my cigar as it's rather cold where I am a third of the year. Smoke lounge? Nope those are shut down for one reason or another. Marijuana should be legal because it's not that damaging, after a point in life. So like other smoked objects put a year restriction on it! Other countries have done it and it works for them!

These are my thoughts. Not a rant nor a rave just my opinion.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:35 am

umm, these are a quite wide range of thoughts.. :)
Lunar wrote:I don't believe that there is a big invisible man who has 10 rules that you MUST follow or you go to a place of punishment... but he loves you!
this is the worst part of the stuff i was talking about in my previous post..
but yes, the majority of christians believe this just the way you said. I know i shouldn't care. I only care because this causes people to take the easy way oversimplifying this whole religion thing. okay i'll stop.

one more thing: someone can be religious, hell I even consider myself christian, but I don't believe that there is a big invisible man who has 10 rules that you MUST follow or you go to a place of punishment... but he loves you.
Nor do I believe any of the stuff that "makes perfect sense" on the earlier posted picture..

again, sorry about these posts of mine, if you don't care, just ignore me..
Lunar wrote:Some people just need to die!
no they don't.
they deserve a slap in the face but they don't need to die. this kind of attitude almost degrades you to their level..
sorry
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Post by Shai'tan » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:17 pm

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Post by crlf » Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:12 pm

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:17 pm

:shock:
*presses belly button* aw.
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