Is this what You would call a Cult or a Secret Society?

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:59 am

lil timmy wrote:You dont want us to overthink it, because then we will find out all your secrets!

Cult -

A group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc.

Religion -

A set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, esp. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

I think it falls under the definition of cult...

oh oh oh! ASDFism is a RELIGION, because the cause of the universe is ASDF, nature is ASDF, and purpose is ASDF, the superhuman agency is ASDF, the angencies are ASDF, the devotional and ritual observances - people being blinded by the awesomeness of ASDF, moral code, ASDF, human affairs - ASDF.

fugudude · Post by **fugudude** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:02 am

I see. So that's what happens when an experienced HTML coder gets a hold of meth?

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:06 am

whut?

fugudude · Post by **fugudude** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:19 am

it wasn't me! it was the meth addict HTML coder! he's in the corners of www.jklsemicolon.com!

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:20 am

FAIL...

fugudude · Post by **fugudude** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:50 am

maybe, but if it's epic enough, it's a win.

Post by **lunar_furor** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:33 am

lil timmy wrote:You dont want us to overthink it, because then we will find out all your secrets!

Cult -

A group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc.

Religion -

A set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, esp. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

I think it falls under the definition of cult...

If you took our posts seriously and read through them then this would fall under a religion, we do have (somewhere) a 'code' of conduct that dictates morale code and such, We have stated what ASDF is, the purpose of things, etc. It may not be completely organized and written yet but technically we we could be considered an unofficial religion.

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:34 am

Why are you always ruining my fun?

Post by **lunar_furor** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:13 pm

Ruining your fun? Sorry your fun is based on fallacy, mockery and anger... well maybe not completely but you do seem to want to make fun of a looooot of people.

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:19 pm

I Apologize to anyone I may have offended during my short time at ASDF...Except for Keja of course..

Post by **keja** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:24 pm

Fudge you motherlover!

Post by **CX gamer** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:53 pm

See kids, drugs is bad for you...

Post by **keja** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:00 pm

But Kurt liked the drugs!

fugudude · Post by **fugudude** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:44 pm

hah, who needs drugs? have you seen the dragons in my kitchen?!

asdfownz · Post by **asdfownz** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:03 pm

Arent there religious cults? Like those dudes who bake satin pies and make their kids eat them?

hevneren · Post by **hevneren** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:02 am

I DID SOME RESEARCH

HERE IS WHAT I DISCOVERED:

FURTHER MORE I NOTICED NO DISCOVERY WAS MADE BY ME, SO THIS POST WOULD THEREFORE BE AS USEFUL AS SELLING AIDS AT WALMART

I MADE MY POINT.

Post by **keja** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:09 am

I don't like you.

W/E · Post by **W/E** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:15 am

No dude, SHH

Hevn' runs the forum.

bunnyred74 · Post by **bunnyred74** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:22 am

I MISSED CAKE!!!

Post by **Shai'tan** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:55 am

fugudude wrote:maybe, but if it's epic enough, it's a win.

Why isn't that a picture of Titanic?

hevneren wrote:I DID SOME RESEARCH

HERE IS WHAT I DISCOVERED:

FURTHER MORE I NOTICED NO DISCOVERY WAS MADE BY ME, SO THIS POST WOULD THEREFORE BE AS USEFUL AS SELLING AIDS AT WALMART

I MADE MY POINT.