2 Word Story

Kiedo · Post by **Kiedo** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:48 pm

wanted to

Post by **keja** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:26 pm

herd nerfs.

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:56 am

Once upon a time a very unbelivable event happened in the very very large city of large golden chicken eggs. It was destructed by jkl;s evil Twin Brother Time machine which ate everybody's head. This was very unfortunate, I laughed. But the Beautiful snow ate jkl;s warmest socks, and so everyone insisted cooking some delicious uncookable pajamas. There was a handsome chap who tried to kill a very sweaty panda who just looked adorable in the dark violet panda panties that I bought at Bargain Bob's thrift store. But he threw a very large panda plushie at ASDF's air jordans causing him to cough. Then he swallowed a cheese burger that tasted like it was meant for the onion-sized elephants who dislike to play with small trees. Subsequently, the amazingly small giants noticed that they that they repeated words. This was causing all of the chicken eggs to fall out of thier eggcups. This hurt those guys who saw a very happy elephant that prefered to talk only Swedish. This helped my grandmother feed whales. Then the black Ninja unintentionally reconfigured a squirrel. But it backfired and turned into Octopuses. They soon took a lot of really ancient stained indeterminable amounts of crackers. Said crackers flew into what appeared to be the design of 23 bumble bees (They were heavily overloaded with SARS). It was funny, but I didn't know my friend's velociraptor, oh, and I killed it with nonexistant cookies.
The greenish taste came long after The blood melted in your face while burning jkl;s evil into his pompous arse. The blue grass below my armpits began to melt while the red old man poked his tragic kangaroo. Then the massive chicken skloiukt four and a half eggs. Jelly donut was delicious until I farted, but this didn't stop me from biting Bob Sagat. Too many gosh dang nerf hearders wanted to herd nerfs. This was

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:11 pm

the cause

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:14 am

of my

Post by **keja** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:21 pm

Testicular Cancer.

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:46 pm

So, I

Post by **keja** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:52 pm

Chopped off

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:46 pm

JKL;!!!!'s head.

steel · Post by **steel** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:43 pm

and threw

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:52 pm

a piano

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:10 pm

in someone's

Post by **keja** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:55 pm

Soup. Why

steel · Post by **steel** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:33 pm

did jkl;

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:45 pm

start spinning?

steel · Post by **steel** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:32 am

jkl; kissed

FeedSpider · Post by **FeedSpider** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:35 pm

the fortunate

Post by **keja** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:06 pm

but ugly

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:41 pm

giant kangaroo.

Post by **Shai'tan** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:47 am

So then...