lets write a story!!

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:09 am

The amount of uggos in...

Post by **keja** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:38 pm

the shoehouse was

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:56 pm

bigger than

Post by **keja** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:14 pm

Gen simmons' own...

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:52 pm

SHOE!

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

So, after the washing machine..

Post by **keja** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:42 pm

Repaired it's brother, it gave me a...

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:26 pm

SHOE!

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Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:50 pm

So, after JKL;!!!!!'s shoe ate itself,

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:08 pm

JKL;!!!! became very sad.

Post by **keja** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:20 pm

We all laughed at him because its the best medicine.

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:04 pm

However, medicine doesn't taste good,

Post by **keja** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:14 pm

So he spat us out and insisted...

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:43 pm

That we start...

Post by **keja** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:10 am

to fornic... no

to fela... no

to graduate!

Blargen · Post by **Blargen** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:38 pm

But a nuclear holicost was amoung us and everyone had to get off the planet so they did and the entire earth exploded with a giagantic bang! *out of breath* it was a sentance...

patrick2456 · Post by **patrick2456** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:33 am

but patrick came to save the day and saved all the people

Blargen · Post by **Blargen** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:27 am

and they all lived happily ever after... (I want to read this story.)

patrick2456 · Post by **patrick2456** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:32 am

but the villain mr.krinkles attacked him

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:36 pm

so far we wrote:I went to the store.
But realized there was no store.
So I decided to go to the park.
Getting at park I decided to take a shotgun...
A shotgun which I would have to buy...
So I went to Ricky-the-gun...
And forgot I didn't have money...
So, I asked him if he'd like to buy my body. And he said:
"No way, man, I don't swing like that."
..so i suddenly had to go to the bathroom..
And when I got there I lost my suposotories and had to dive in and get them like in the film Trainspotting.
And when my hand was inside, my father showed up and saw me doing that.
..so i suddenly had to find a more awkward situation to put him in..
And he also said before that I cant play with shotguns...
So I shot him with a shotgun under the toilet.
and returned the suposotories to their usual place.
But then I felt bad about killing my father so I went back in time to save him from myself.
but the time machine was running on windows so it froze and i found myself in ancient Egypt..
So I damed vista to hell and then went to go find the Pharoh.
I asked him is he had a time traveling device, and he just stabbed me.
He was talking an ancient language, and I couldnt understand a thing
So I scremed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! and punched him in the face.
And then he ran back to his friends, crying.
i shouted,"IVE DECLAIRED MORTAL KOMBAT YOU CANT RUN" and i chased after him screaming like an iraqi terrorist " AHIE IE IE IE IE"
So after I defeated him in mortal kombat I named myself Pharoh and order them to make me a time machine (that ran on lepord).
The time machine were finished, but it didn't work, because 2008 weren't backed up. I cursed for being stuck in ancient egypt.
so i went to go find moses...
But unfortunately, he was already...found.. dead...
Therefore, he had to think of something else, something...Something.... like jumping on Chuck Norris and getting a ride back to just before you killed dad and destoyed the shotgun
Chuck Norris wanted money...But I didn't have any so I was roundhoused into oblivion...
then i remembered how horrible this game was and that i hated elder scrolls so i then spent my time trying to get out of the game oblivion
And ended up playing Halo 3 instead...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love oblivion and hate halo 3 (I have notning aginst halo it a good game) but I had nothing eles to do so I continued.
I realized that i wasn't playing the game i was in the game but dressed as a marine following the master chief.....i remembered from playing that i had never seen a marine survive to the end of any level and knew i was fucked
And then something happened...Something very strange, it was a large...teapot that talked russian, but..They all got caught up by the school bus.
Then I willed myself back to reality...And made a backflip...But i hit my head in the roof...so the roof screamed at me..So I bit it...and broke my teeth...So I went to the store to get some roof removers...but after i bought it, it turned out to be a pair of elephant socks..The socks fit my elephant perfectly but...he didn't like the color, so..he decided to dye them pink
but i disagreed..
The Elephant then stomped my lamp...which had come from a small country in India...Which exists 2000 years from now when India ceases to be a single country and splits up into a bunch of little countries...This caused me to tate blood.That happened because it happens when you talk about the future. and when you make speilikng mistzzakses...
I flew out of the cage...and landed in my own stomach..and ate what i had for lunch.........................again.....and then puked myself out of myself...i whipped my face and waved at the giant me.
but he didn't notice me and almost stepped on me..Which may or may not have resulted in dinosaur steaks.
which may or may not have resulted in steak dinosaurs...
which Lunar started to cook.. while wearing red socks.
and the red socks started to cook lunar.
Lunar escaped the red socks and got cooked by the green. The green proceeded to eat lunar...
using 35 forks..
that were mints previously eaten by... Someone who wasn't...Been born in...Kejaria.
Kejaria, although good, does not...have a satisfactory...number of uggos.
The amount of uggos in...the shoehouse was bigger than Gen simmons' own...
SHOE!
So, after the washing machine..Repaired it's brother, it gave me a...
SHOE!
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So, after JKL;!!!!!'s shoe ate itself, JKL;!!!! became very sad. We all laughed at him because its the best medicine. However, medicine doesn't taste good, So he spat us out and insisted...That we start... to fornic... no

to fela... no

to graduate!

But a nuclear holicost was amoung us and everyone had to get off the planet so they did and the entire earth exploded with a giagantic bang! *out of breath* it was a sentance...
but patrick came to save the day and saved all the people
and they all lived happily ever after... (I want to read this story.)
but the villain mr.krinkles attacked him

But by the time he was done with breathing in,

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