Action fights

fugudude · Post by **fugudude** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:12 pm

*cuts down a big tree with a herring, then burns a shrubbery! it! it! it! it!*

crlf · Post by **crlf** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:43 am

*loses the will to live after reading this thread and dies before the thread does*

je007 · Post by **je007** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:08 pm

I shoot. Fugudude spontaneously combusts, the bullet hits atom.

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:20 pm

i hit the bullet in the head..

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:01 am

I bullet the head in the atom...

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:17 pm

i throw a paper aeroplane at JKL;!!!!! and arm it to explode when it reaches him.

Kiedo · Post by **Kiedo** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:21 pm

i cast a wind spell and increase power spell on the paper airplane using the power of asdf and it blows towards the general populace of the other posters on this thread and everyone DIES but me

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:36 pm

and my corpse knocks over je's corpse, which knocks over crif's corpse, which knocks over fugudude's corpse, which knocks over keja's corpse, which knocks over CX's corpse, which knocks over ASDF4President's corpse, which knocks over Kota's corpse, which knocks over Shai's corpse, which knocks over Velkon's corpse, which knock over shadowninja's corpse, which knocks over atom's corpse which hits a button to strike a nuclear attack on kiedo, and i get revived by sucking in the dead soul of kiedo.

Velkon · Post by **Velkon** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:24 pm

I wear a amulet of life-saving and zap a wand called DEATH!

asdfownz · Post by **asdfownz** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:10 am

Blocks with the shield of the clan of zalzibar.

Casts frost nova on next poster.

steel · Post by **steel** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:23 am

slap everyone with million slaps
*slap*

Post by **keja** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:02 am

I poke steel's eyes out with the handle of a spoon.

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:24 am

I like somehow kill you with like something*...?

*Read: a banana

Monstarr · Post by **Monstarr** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:03 pm

I poke your eyes with a stick.

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:25 pm

i pat your shoulder..

..with a 80 ton excavator.

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:33 pm

I pat your shoulder....

and you magically die somehow.

Post by **keja** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:22 pm

I rip out your gal bladder with my bare hands.

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:49 pm

My gal bladder explodes and acid somehow comes out of it, burning your bare hands and making you lose blood rapidly.

Post by **keja** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:35 pm

My blood turns to hands and strangles you.

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:44 pm

I press your belly button and it gives a beeping sound before you self-destruct.