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Post by keja » Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:49 pm

I hammer a hole in you, drowning the whole crew.
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Post by _Hojo_ » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:21 pm

I ram Keja's chest with Neptune's Trident.

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:57 pm

I decapitate Hojo with a razorblade, and if he grows a new head, I make him eat his old head.
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Post by _Hojo_ » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:58 pm

I run about with my head cut off like a chicken, flailing my arms wildly and smacking everyone around me.

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Post by JKL;!!!!! » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:46 pm

I put a pieces of corn into hojo's cutoff chicken throat, making him choke to death.

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Post by _Hojo_ » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:23 am

I launch the corn out of my throat hole back at JKL;!!!!!

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Post by patrick2456 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:31 am

Eats _Hojo_ then spits him back at JKL;!!!!!'s face
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Post by Velkon » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:48 pm

I call AC/DC and they sue you for your avatar!
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Post by Shai'tan » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:27 pm

I call ASDF and AC/DC gets pwnd...
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Post by patrick2456 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:33 pm

I summon chuck Norris to kick your butts!!
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Post by keja » Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:47 am

I summon Keja and rip Chuck Norris' arms off!
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Post by patrick2456 » Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:28 am

I kick keja and rips his arms off
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Post by _Hojo_ » Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:20 pm

I sneak up behind patrick and Judo Chop him in the neck.

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Post by patrick2456 » Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:33 am

Patrick recovers fast hits hojo's face with a hammer
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Re: Action fights

Post by Velkon » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:24 pm

I hit Patrick with a 2x4 with rusty screws in it.
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Re: Action fights

Post by patrick2456 » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:32 pm

Packie shoots Velkon in the Head and some random guy shouts *Headshot*
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Re: Action fights

Post by Velkon » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:35 pm

I snipe you from afar...
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Re: Action fights

Post by patrick2456 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:39 am

I snipe you while you snipe me I shot you in a head and a logo appeared of a head with a bullet through it
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Re: Action fights

Post by Shai'tan » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:56 am

I shoot a bulletin at you...
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Re: Action fights

Post by Velkon » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:55 pm

I spam your phone with so many texts that it explodes and blows a hole in your posterior.
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