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Post by mrnoname » Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:35 am

Dr. pepper voted the worst soda ever

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Post by patrick2456 » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:09 am

New world-wide currency involves money

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Post by Velkon » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:40 pm

Money became useless; Worth now factored by amount of funny pictures on hard drive.


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Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:52 pm

global warming causes tanning salons to go bankrupt

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Post by patrick2456 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:38 am

qwerty keyboard voted for asdf!

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Post by Shai'tan » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:56 am

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Post by Velkon » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:49 pm

Microsoft went psycho; Macintosh denies all involvement; Linux users snigger.







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Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:31 pm

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:49 pm

Purple bananas are suing Denmark because Danish people prefer pink spaceapples.



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Post by ThingerDudes » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:03 pm

Flying turtles banned because of Gravity related deaths

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Post by mrnoname » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:26 am

Solar powered flashed lights become nocturnal

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Re: The Headline game

Post by LinkEdward » Sat May 02, 2009 5:26 pm

asdf and jkl; fight!

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Post by ThingerDudes » Sat May 02, 2009 8:05 pm

cell phones are now mp3 players, cameras, GPS devices, mini-computers, nuclear bombs, aquariums, bananas, cookie factories, and submarines.

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Post by Velkon » Sun May 03, 2009 9:13 pm

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Post by Shai'tan » Mon May 04, 2009 4:39 pm

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Post by ThingerDudes » Mon May 04, 2009 8:15 pm

The sun is on strike. The world in fear that a prolonged strike may have adverse effects on the world.

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Post by Velkon » Wed May 06, 2009 9:58 pm

Figure Skating Championship Ends In Shambles; Man Leaves Heater On.



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Post by ThingerDudes » Sat May 09, 2009 8:00 pm

World's Worst Weird Website Withers aWay.

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue May 12, 2009 2:01 pm

Man-eating rabbits found in a forest, eating cherry.


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Post by keja » Wed May 13, 2009 7:45 pm

Moscow denies involvement in plan to move Moscow to the United States of America.

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