2 Word Story

[Shai'tan]

very rude.

[Velkon]

He killed

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blue magikarp

[Velkon]

, a rare

[ThingerDudes]

delicacy in

[Velkon]

Malaysia. Then

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He Beheaded

[ThingerDudes]

The ambassador

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of Boeing's

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Once upon a time a very unbelivable event happened in the very very large city of large golden chicken eggs. It was destructed by jkl;s evil Twin Brother Time machine which ate everybody's head. This was very unfortunate, I laughed. But the Beautiful snow ate jkl;s warmest socks, and so everyone insisted cooking some delicious uncookable pajamas. There was a handsome chap who tried to kill a very sweaty panda who just looked adorable in the dark violet panda panties that I bought at Bargain Bob's thrift store. But he threw a very large panda plushie at ASDF's air jordans causing him to cough. Then he swallowed a cheese burger that tasted like it was meant for the onion-sized elephants who dislike to play with small trees. Subsequently, the amazingly small giants noticed that they that they repeated words. This was causing all of the chicken eggs to fall out of thier eggcups. This hurt those guys who saw a very happy elephant that prefered to talk only Swedish. This helped my grandmother feed whales. Then the black Ninja unintentionally reconfigured a squirrel. But it backfired and turned into Octopuses. They soon took a lot of really ancient stained indeterminable amounts of crackers. Said crackers flew into what appeared to be the design of 23 bumble bees (They were heavily overloaded with SARS). It was funny, but I didn't know my friend's velociraptor, oh, and I killed it with nonexistant cookies.
The greenish taste came long after The blood melted in your face while burning jkl;s evil into his pompous arse. The blue grass below my armpits began to melt while the red old man poked his tragic kangaroo. Then the massive chicken skloiukt four and a half eggs. Jelly donut was delicious until I farted, but this didn't stop me from biting Bob Sagat. Too many gosh dang nerf hearders wanted to herd nerfs. This was the cause of my Testicular Cancer. So, I chopped off JKL;!!!!'s head and threw a piano in someone's Soup. Why did jkl; start spinning? jkl; kissed the fortunate but ugly giant kangaroo. So then something happened. Then another thing happened, after that he died. The funeral was a terrible disaster. Mostly because an explosion shook the Magical Pancakes, but yet my cupcake exploded into your mother. Which shapeshifted into ostriches that ate all of the very rock on the table. It flew and chewed upon homeless wild hobos that screamed, "Cookies!!! Cookies!!!" they screeched like tires. Another thing Chuck Norris Became a Giant Reptilian not unlike The master of the magical keyboards. which likes giant socks made of penguin fethers. which made certain individuals go nuts and murder longcat's mom With sharp pointy ears made of purple bananas.
Tomorrow, we will eat taewanese babies. with metallica's Kirk Hammett. Then the allmightly Hammet did something very rude. He killed blue magikarp, a rare delicacy in Malaysia. Then He Beheaded The ambassador of Boeing's left armpit.

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The end...

[Shai'tan]

Sorry, my fault... I'll fix it...

Is here...

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but Macintosh

[Velkon]

invaded Microsoft's

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double post

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prevention HQ

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Which angerd...

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Oprah and

[Shai'tan]

the famous...

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teacup chiuahua.