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The ASDF Genesis.

Post by theASDFgenesis » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:36 am

Hello, my fellow forum goers.

I'm new to this forum.

My name is Andrew, but, from here on, I shall be known as.... The man who documented the ASDF Genesis, throughout its journey through the years!

Listen it well, and remember, what I'm going to tell you today, for you shall have to tell it to the young of tomorrow.

This is.... The ASDF Genesis!

Part 1: (Genesis)
A long time ago in the world of Asdfifina, there lived 3 ancient gods
called the Asdfin's, the Asdfin's ruled over their happy Letter-like race
called the Asdfinese. But one day a freak experiment carried out by
a scientist only known as Dr. JKL;, there was a big shockwave
as a new race was created, the new race was bad......

The ASDF gods found out about the new race, and allowed them to remain
on the land of the Asdfifina, as the ASDF gods were fair beings. The new race
was named the JKLSemi-colons...

The JKLSemi-colons, although respectfull to the Asdfin gods, were getting their
own ideas about the way that they should be allowed to roam the land
and decided that they would like access to the Asdfin's sacred ground
where all the best resouces were, the ASDF gods denied the proposal
as the JKL; Race was lucky to be allowed on the Asdfin ground in the
first place, however the new race did not agree.

Part 2: (Pre-Revolution)
After the ASDF gods denied access to the Sacred Land they JKLSemi-colon's
got annoyed, they built spirit circles that the ASDF gods could not
see through, this allowed them to plot agaist the ASDF gods
and mate at a far larger rate than the Asdfin gods had allowed, the
JKLSemi-colons were building a army.

Part 3: (Revolution)
The JKLSemi-colon numbers doubled each month, they were determined to take the
sacred land for themselves, and reap the rewards that would lay inside
for them, they just had to get past the Eternal wall that seperated
the Asdfifina from the Sacred land of the ASDF Gods..
The JKLSemi-Colon knew that this wouldnt be easy... but one day a corrupt
ASDF gaurd caught site on the Asdfilate, the most beautiful stone
in all of creation.
The ASDF gaurd went to the JKLSemi-colons as he knew that the gods would
never let him go anywhere near the stone, he asked the JKLSemi-colons for help
reaching the stone... The JKLSemi-colons accepted him and told him that if he
gave them the key to the Eternal Gate then he would be allowed to take
the stone and use it as he wished, little did they know that the
Asdfilate has great power and was what was keeping the Sacred Land
in such perfect condition.

Part 4: (Hell)
It was upon a warm night that the JKLSemi-colons attacked, they had the key
to the Eternal Gate and were able to enter the Sacred land...
The JKLSemi-colons charged the gates in their millions and got through...
Among the millions was the one corrupt Asdfin..
Upon opening the gate the Corrupt Asdfin saw the Asdfilate, and ran
towards it, he lay his hand apon it... It felt as smooth as silk yet
warm.. warm enough to bath in.. He dislodged the stone from its
bracing and put it in a bag... this was the moment the land shook..
Spikes came from the ground, the temperature rose to over 1,000,000Deg'C
JKLSemi-colons and Asdfin's burnt where they stood, everything in Asdfifina and
the Sacred land died, all apart from the 5 ASDF gods.

Part 5: (Regeneration)
After 100 days the world of Asdfifina wasnt recogniseable, even the
spikes that came from the ground had crumbled to dust. One day, the
ASDF god Asdfatee found the Asdfilate among some rubble, he announced
his find the the other ASDF gods who all agreed that they should put
it back into a brace. The job of creating the brace was assigned to
the ASDF god Asdfonious, who worked without rest for 10,000 years, untill the brace was finally perfect. The ASDF gods expected
that when the Asdfilate was put into the new brace, Asdfifina would
become beautiful again, however his was not the case...

Part 6: (The new world)
The new world was named Universe, with the most prominent form of life
living on a planet called The Earth. On The Earth lived humans, it is
believed by few that The Earth is the JKLSemi-colons Sacred Land that they
had fought for in the world of Asdfifina.

Part 7: (Not Left Behind)
Although the ASDF Gods were not sent to the new world their spirits
were inside the stone that created it, therefore they had contact with
the new world... The Ancient ASDF Gods selected a few people that would
Be known as Asdfin's on Earth, these people would be in a group called
Asdfinites. The Asdfinites are the Master race on earth and have superior aspects
to the Humans, and thought-to-be still existant JKLSemi-colons. The few Asdfin's that remain connect to each other using
the internet and swear that the spirit of the Asdfin's will never die, for one day, their true god will return!

End.
... Hating your god ASDF is like punching a baby. Its okay in cartoons, but its just not okay anywhere else.

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Re: The ASDF Genesis.

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:55 am

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Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:27 pm

:o I thinks I smell an entry into WoF
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Post by keja » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:27 pm

I'll read that when I'm no longer on holiday...

Also, ASDF will take care of you from now on and such.
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Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:16 pm

and such.
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Post by CX gamer » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:21 pm

Welcome to the ASDF forums!... :D
ASDF will take care of you from now on...

Also welcome to the Wall of Fame... ;)
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:24 pm

I hope s/he will post again..
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Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:26 pm

(s)he will...I have trustworthy sources...
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:35 pm

hmm. Should i compare your IP-s?
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Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:41 pm

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Post by hobobuster » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:07 pm

Welcome!
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Post by Shai'tan » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:38 pm

Welcome, I hope you will post more in the future, present and past car...
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Post by Suntro » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:57 am

The prophet has spilled upon our shores! And quite a mess he has made upon landing. :o

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Post by CX gamer » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:01 am

Someone call the forum dweller!... :o
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Post by keja » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:05 pm

what about sunglassesman?
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Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:33 pm

he's here-> 8)
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Post by CX gamer » Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:08 am

There is an easter egg about sunglassesman...
It surprises me that no one has found it yet... :roll:
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Post by slashsim » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:23 am

This would be a great time to reveal it ... :roll:

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Post by keja » Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:32 am

Is it in the welcoming topic? Becuase most people who have been here a while don't go looking through it...
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Post by Shai'tan » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:14 pm

Or it may be that someone has found it, but haven't said anything :o
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