King Of The Hill

asdfkumquat2 · Post by **asdfkumquat2** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:04 am

you find a random story to become the ruler of the hill.

I found a hill...

MY HILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:54 am

I don't get it. Since when did this
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have anything to do with a hill?

asdfkumquat2 · Post by **asdfkumquat2** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:27 pm

just try to over throw the king by making a story to defeat him

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:28 pm

Okay.
So, I was travelling among the trees of a colourful forest in the range of Far Tower's WiFi because I so badly needed to complete my Social Studies pre-test. I had completed it when I was snatched up by a giant dragon and taken to a hill. There stood asdfkumquat2, with a crown on, because he was King Of The Hill. I made short negotiations with the dragon because it was dewero's and it didn't really care

and I ordered it to breathe fire all over the current king. He did, and then I became King Of The Hill. Yay!

asdfkumquat2 · Post by **asdfkumquat2** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:35 pm

my burning ashes flew into your insides so i now control you

My hill... kinda

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:48 pm

darn it...
So, Hank Hill comes along with his wife, Peggy, and his fat son, Bobby. Bobby punches me in my rock-hard abs

and the force is so strong that the ashes fly out of my eye sockets. I am free! And King once again!

asdfkumquat2 · Post by **asdfkumquat2** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:48 pm

Then bob sits on you and you gasp for air and I control u again

My hilllllllll!!!!!!!

qwertzuiop · Post by **qwertzuiop** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:35 am

And while you two do not notice it, I lock you in a vacuum box...

It's mah hill y'all

asdfkumquat2 · Post by **asdfkumquat2** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:32 pm

Luckily a squirrel mage made me normal again and a kitty shot you

My hill!!!!!!

qwertzuiop · Post by **qwertzuiop** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:34 am

[do you know what a vacuum box is?]

Luckily a bunny-mage cast resurrection on me and turns you into a kitty which gets get ripped apart by a dog...

Mah Hill!!

asdfkumquat2 · Post by **asdfkumquat2** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:18 pm

my little slices crawl on your limbs and connect to your nerves so i can control you

My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:36 am

I cut up Bobby when asdfkumquat2's ashes are locked in the vaccuum box and then use a $6 machete from Wal-Mart to rip off qwertzuiop's nerves so the slices are disconntected. My hill!!!

dewero · Post by **dewero** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:47 am

*slices the hill*

now nobody can be the king! ha!

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:02 am

YOU SUCK
lollipops
I killed you and buried you in a giant burial mound that's the new hill. My hill!!!

Sora · Post by **Sora** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:51 pm

ASDF comes along with Chuck Norris and takes over the hill. What nobody knew was that Chuck Norris was me in disguise.

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:26 pm

Hm...
Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick as celebration and he accidentally kicks himself...uh...in a place...and he passes out. My hill!

dewero · Post by **dewero** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:32 pm

atom bomb. now the place is below sea level

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:35 pm

Nah, you know what place I was really talking about??? The place that would really hurt if you kicked a male there...
But it's still my hill because you didn't say it was yours.

Post by **Shai'tan** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:21 am

I balefire the entire hill out of existence and then rebuild it, taller and better than before...

I'm King of the Hill!

Sora · Post by **Sora** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:42 am

I steal the hill and automatically beat every story that anyone ever says. The hill is mine.

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