King Of The Hill
- Rattrap777
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Re: King Of The Hill
But you have to not hurt me first. I can own the smaller hill on the other side of the path. We can live in harmony.
Re: King Of The Hill
I wouldn't turn my back on Dodge because I love himRattrap777 wrote:My soul takes over dodge's body, tricking you into thinking he's alive, then, when your backs are turned, you both die.
So Rat was never Dodge and it is still the REAL Dodge's hill. Yay!
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Re: King Of The Hill
Squat, I lied, I don't like Dodge at all. I hate him in fact. While you were mourning your Dodge I snook up at stole the hill.asdfkumquat wrote:I wouldn't turn my back on Dodge because I love himRattrap777 wrote:My soul takes over dodge's body, tricking you into thinking he's alive, then, when your backs are turned, you both die.
So Rat was never Dodge and it is still the REAL Dodge's hill. Yay!
MY HILL!
Re: King Of The Hill
How can you hate Dodge? He's the most amazingly wonderful funny person I've ever met! Don't hate Dodge!
Oh well. At least I can be with him, even though he's dead. I don't care about the hill anymore. You can have it.
Oh well. At least I can be with him, even though he's dead. I don't care about the hill anymore. You can have it.
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Yay! I jump up and down.asdfkumquat wrote:How can you hate Dodge? He's the most amazingly wonderful funny person I've ever met! Don't hate Dodge!
Oh well. At least I can be with him, even though he's dead. I don't care about the hill anymore. You can have it.
MY HILL (AGAIN)!
Re: King Of The Hill
Until I arrived... I send CX to eat everyone on the hill.
It's my hill now
It's my hill now
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Re: King Of The Hill
Frustrated that I almost had it without opposition, I nuke that god-forsaken hill! It has caused too much death already! I then Rip out Downspaghetti's life-force and implant Dodge's mind into his body. I then use state of the art plastic surgery to turn DS' body into the same body as Dodge, thus essentially resurrecting Dodge! With an even longer d*
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Re: King Of The Hill
Well fine, you can have your hill. I can always still live in peace on the opposite hill.
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Re: King Of The Hill
AK2 dies because he failed at his attempt at taking t he hills. I then use my minions to take both hills and allow DS to rent his small hill. But the rent just gets higher and higher each month and DS is having a really hard time keeping up. I've already taken his wife and daughter...
My hill...
My hill...
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Re: King Of The Hill
I accidentally put the treaty in a sandwich. Well, I guess it's my hill now that I ate the treaty...
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Re: King Of The Hill
I blink back into existence and prevent you from being born.
My hill.
My hill.
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Re: King Of The Hill
I throw the banana onto the hill
*rattrap slip on banana*
M to the A to the I to the HILL
*rattrap slip on banana*
M to the A to the I to the HILL
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MASTER SERGEANT SHOOTER SERGEANT IMPORTANT PERSON OF SERGEANTS EXTREME
I'M A STEGOSAURUS!
MASTER SERGEANT SHOOTER SERGEANT IMPORTANT PERSON OF SERGEANTS EXTREME
I'M A STEGOSAURUS!
Re: King Of The Hill
I spray-paint your face a bright florescent green!
MAH HILL
And AK2 needs to shorten his signature.
MAH HILL
And AK2 needs to shorten his signature.