Heard of the Lavender Town and new Japanese Empire?

[Ml08180]

this is all... very odd...

[assdef]

Agreed. Also, I thought MrBowserPuffi's post would have been ten times better had the youtube link directed us to a Rick Roll.

[Ml08180]

I like your thinking.

[MrBowserPuffi]

What a nice day to post a post that is pointless and therefore has no value as a post!

[ForrestKeys]

Guess what? I start nose bleed everytime I listen to Lavender Town!

[Ml08180]

for this disgrace, you shall be punished greatly.

[MrBowserPuffi]

Wait....what the.
I had a picture entirely unrelated to that that I pulled off a Google search. It must have been on their servers.
THIS is what I had before whatever just happened:

[Ml08180]

you cannot trust a 4chan image

ever

[ForrestKeys]

Bert is a great guy.

[Ml08180]

bert is bertish

[Arkannine]

It is reversed, but I think it has a greater emotional effect.

Perhaps in messes up a full developed human being ear when it is played backwards!

I do not have a fully developed ear, still, maybe you are right.

On the topic of the deaths:

http://pastebin.com/f71e6728f

Please read.

Siting there, covered with dust, was his old gun from when he was on the force. He had not used that gun in many years and had put it away, not wanting to remember the things he had to do with it. But right now he didn�t see it as something that caused pain or that killed. It was shining, it was light. It was something that could set him free.

�Just follow me,� said Sousuke, picking up the gun and putting it in the lead detectives hand. He formed his hand to hold the gun, then brought it up to his temple. �Just pull the trigger. That�s all.�

The lead detective turned around. The children were crawling at him, grabbing his legs and pulling at him. They reached for the game. He turned back towards Sousuke, and smiled.

�My family... I�ll follow you.� He pulled the trigger. Bang. His brains spread the wall as he fell to the ground, dead.

It was a few days before the body was discovered. It lay on the floor, blood everywhere. In one hand held an empty gun, and in the other was a classic Gameboy with Pokemon Red on the back. The battery had long died, and only an empty, black screen was left.

It's just a story...

[ForrestKeys]

A story could also be true.

[Flying Sheep]

Not if it's a story it can't.

[ForrestKeys]

Why cannot a story be true?

[Flying Sheep]

Because it's a story.

[ForrestKeys]

Seriously? Never heard of "true story"?

[Flying Sheep]

If it's true, then it's not a story, it's impossible. If it's true, then it is a recollection of past events...

[ForrestKeys]

Which is a story.

[Flying Sheep]

No, a story is a piece of unreal, made-up fiction to entertain.

[ForrestKeys]

So you are saying history is fictional?