yo' momma

qwertzuiop · Post by **qwertzuiop** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:57 am

Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercial breaks.

continue, 1 at a time

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:13 am

I felt sorry for you, so...

Yo' momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:34 am

Yo mama so hot I took her out on a date and we got along really well... That was 9 months before you were born...

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:49 pm

Yo' mama teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

shame it isn't Todo...

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:47 pm

Yo mama's so dumb that when I gave her a list of yo mama jokes, she thought I had written her biography.

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:30 pm

Yo' momma is so fat I missed three commercial breaks when she walked in front of the TV

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:39 am

Yo mama is so fat and dumb that she took a bite out of her own legs thinking it was cottage cheese.

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:29 pm

Yo' momma is so dumb, she open the car, left the keys outside, and couldn't get out of the car!

Ml08180 · Post by **Ml08180** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:15 pm

Yo momma so white I lost her last time it snowed.

anders920 · Post by **anders920** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:34 pm

yo momma's so fat that when she jumps for joy she gets stuck!

qwertzuiop · Post by **qwertzuiop** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:42 am

Yo momma's so fat, she's called the United States of Yo' Momma!

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:19 pm

yo' momma is so ugly, she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

ForrestKeys · Post by **ForrestKeys** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:24 pm

Your mothers are so fat that when they hanged out together at the beach, the people thought they were whales that got stranded on the shore.

Flying Sheep · Post by **Flying Sheep** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:51 pm

You're an idiot.

Yo' momma so stupid she got pregnant.

ForrestKeys · Post by **ForrestKeys** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:31 pm

Your mother is so stupid, she managed to pass it on to you.

Flying Sheep · Post by **Flying Sheep** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:26 pm

Yo' momma so stupid, she makes a cactus look smart.

ForrestKeys · Post by **ForrestKeys** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:35 pm

Your mother is your mother.

Flying Sheep · Post by **Flying Sheep** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:37 pm

yo' momma is so fat, she makes elephants look anorexic.

ForrestKeys · Post by **ForrestKeys** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:38 pm

Your mother is beautiful.

Flying Sheep · Post by **Flying Sheep** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:39 pm

yo' momma so stupid, she thinks that a dog is a moving pillow.

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