King Of The Hill

[Sir Aurg]

I throw a stick down the hill and you follow it.

MY HILL !!

[Flying Sheep]

I laugh at how much you all fail at this game. I make you all lose THE GAME!
My hill.

[I am Smiley]

My hill by default for you making us all force lose...

[humus]

While I am Smiley and Flying Sheep dicuss who is the looser I sneak up the hill and take it

My hill

[Mikea]

I summon Timmy

"TIMMEHH!!!"

My hill

[Gamma]

I encase you all in statis chambers and throw them into the Atlantic Ocean. I then set up a force field around the hill.

My hill!

[mrnoname]

[a new challenger appears]
I set off an emp to take down your force field, and start throwing the cast of star trek at you, you fall of the hill

MY HILL

[Blargen]

Im to amazed at that... I go and try to steal pudding instead...

[Gamma]

It wasn't an electrical force field. So I'm still on the hill, and the cast of Star Trek is getting fried by my magical force field.

[Flying Sheep]

I'm immune to magic forcefield as I am too epic. I go in and fry you on your own forcefield. My hill.

[Reathos]

I call up my homies to jump all y'all.

My hill BITCHES!

[Gamma]

I blow up the hill and make a new one.

MY HILL!

[Flying Sheep]

I'm too tired to come up with a short, witty reason as to why I might kill you/brutally torture you than take an imaginary hill for my own, which seems to serve no purpose than getting my bashed by magical forcefields and blown up. As the idea of getting physically mistreated at the mercy of other ASDFers imaginations does not seem very appealing to me, I now no longer see any reason as to play this pointless game, where everyone just kills each other and steals a hill, which I do believe happens to belong to me now.

[Gamma]

I extend a forcefield composed up of pure ASDFness. I then invite anyone who feels peaceful in for cookies, sammiches, and fruit punch.

[Flying Sheep]

*gatecrashes party*
*steals hill*

[Gamma]

*Clonks you over the head with an iron pole* *resumes party*

[Flying Sheep]

*kicks everyone out*
My hill.

[Gamma]

You can't, because you're unconcious. I drag your body out side and lock it in a box made of plutonium. You slowly become radioactive and you die painfully. The party continues.

[Flying Sheep]

It's a game where you capture the hill from people, not hold parties.
My hill.

[Gamma]

Well, I want to hold a party.

I slice you into little pieces with Shai's katana, then continue my party.

My hill.