King Of The Hill

[BenBen]

I build a house in the middle of the hill and have a nice life.

[bjrocks1]

I rocket jump on your house exploding it before rocket jumping back to my pillar

[Gamma]

You pillar is gone and you are in a coffin filled with acid.

I explosion-proof BenBen's house.

[bjrocks1]

The truth is, I'm acid proof. I mine a cave beneath the hill, then use the aquired stone blocks to make a massive tower out of cobblestone, then build a little house on top.

[Gamma]

I give you a basket of cookies because we can all live in peace.

[bjrocks1]

I accept your offering, only because of the cookies. COOKIES OMNOMNOMNOM!

[Gamma]

I hug you, and plant a row of purple flowers around my hill and your tower.

[bjrocks1]

I try to supress my rage at the purple flowers. I would attack, but you gave me cookies.

[Gamma]

I light the purple flowers with eternal green flame. Better?

[bjrocks1]

You burn my foot. Rage is subsiding, yet building from pain.

[BenBen]

The truth is, I'm acid proof. I mine a cave beneath the hill, then use the aquired stone blocks to make a massive tower out of cobblestone, then build a little house on top.

Minecraft, lolz.

[Gamma]

You burn my foot. Rage is subsiding, yet building from pain.

The fire doesn't burn anything. But I give you a first-aid kit anyway.

[BenBen]

I create a mine next to my house and start digging for coal.

I'm converting this to a minecraft kingofthehill.

[Gamma]

I ask you not to mutilate my pretty hill.

[bjrocks1]

I pour a bucket of lava into your hole, making a nice warm place to sit on cold nights. A lovely addition, I might add.

[Gamma]

I smile and say thank you.

I also offer you the following image:

[bjrocks1]

I frame the image and hang it on my wall. When I see a skeleton float up through the lava, I drop a rock on it.

[Gamma]

I mine some obsidian with an ASDF pickaxe.

[bjrocks1]

I gape in wonder at your extremely rare pick axe, only one is in existence!

[Gamma]

I let you borrow my ASDF pickaxe and instead use a ZXCV pickaxe.