"only" slightly awkward situation's thread
"only" slightly awkward situation's thread
situations that aren't quite awkward enough for you to say "Oh WOW THAT'S AWKWARD," but those situations where your sphincter clinches only slightly and eye contact for more than 4 seconds is avoided.
when you first meet someone and you slightly touch their leg but you don't know whether or not removing your leg would be more awkward than keeping it there. you don't want to make them think that they are disgusting and vile so you removed your leg immediately, yet you don't want them thinking you get the greatest amount of pleasure from the slight touch of your knees.
when you first meet someone and you slightly touch their leg but you don't know whether or not removing your leg would be more awkward than keeping it there. you don't want to make them think that they are disgusting and vile so you removed your leg immediately, yet you don't want them thinking you get the greatest amount of pleasure from the slight touch of your knees.
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread
hello Emaginary, welcome to the ASDForums ™ !
i would remove my leg instantly but not hastily, pretending like i haven't even noticed the touch. And probably it wouldn't be the most awkward situation in the meeting.. or at least i wouldn't find it awkward.
but i think i get what you mean.
edit: is "remove" really the best (only proper) word here? i sure as hell wouldn't wanna remove my leg just because it touched someone (english is not my native language)
i would remove my leg instantly but not hastily, pretending like i haven't even noticed the touch. And probably it wouldn't be the most awkward situation in the meeting.. or at least i wouldn't find it awkward.
but i think i get what you mean.
edit: is "remove" really the best (only proper) word here? i sure as hell wouldn't wanna remove my leg just because it touched someone (english is not my native language)
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread
Personally, I don't like to touch/being touch by anyone in anyway, except by family or getting hit by/hitting someone...
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Atom, he just means to take your leg away from his, as to remove it from the leg's presence, not to actually remove it, if that was what you meant.
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It's kind of awkward when you don't understand what someone is saying and then you ask them to say it again and you still don't understand but you don't want to ask again...
Also, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Also, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread
QFTArkannine wrote:It's kind of awkward when you don't understand what someone is saying and then you ask them to say it again and you still don't understand but you don't want to ask again...
and there's always the pedestrian dance -
2 random peeps on da streetz
walkin towards each other but can't run into one another
so they can't decide to go right or left because neither one knows which way is best!
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread
I kno rite
And when there's a group of old slow people walking slowly in a group in a narrow space and you want to just get through because you're in a hurry but you can't... That's also from the Learn to Walk on the F*#$& Mall series...
And when there's a group of old slow people walking slowly in a group in a narrow space and you want to just get through because you're in a hurry but you can't... That's also from the Learn to Walk on the F*#$& Mall series...
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread
it's more scary when the group is of ghetto people because they'll beat you up if you try to get through. THEY WALK SO SLOWLY, with that swagga
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I don't have that problem since I can beat the crap out of 99% of the population if they try something funny...
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread
Bah, you people are weak. I don't bump legs with people - I full-on feel up the inner thigh.
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*books business meeting with assdef*
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread
*becomes flying sheep and steal business meeting with assdef*
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Ever been in a german class with a german teacher?Arkannine wrote:It's kind of awkward when you don't understand what someone is saying and then you ask them to say it again and you still don't understand but you don't want to ask again...
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*becomes a thingerdudes and does some thingerdudesey stuffs*ThingerDudes wrote:*becomes flying sheep and steal business meeting with assdef*
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*becomes jkl; and dies*Flying Sheep wrote:*becomes a thingerdudes and does some thingerdudesey stuffs*ThingerDudes wrote:*becomes flying sheep and steal business meeting with assdef*
Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread
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Er...I mean:
NO VRAIMENT NO!!!!!!
Er...I mean:
NO VRAIMENT NO!!!!!!