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"only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by Emaginary » Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:43 am

situations that aren't quite awkward enough for you to say "Oh WOW THAT'S AWKWARD," but those situations where your sphincter clinches only slightly and eye contact for more than 4 seconds is avoided.

when you first meet someone and you slightly touch their leg but you don't know whether or not removing your leg would be more awkward than keeping it there. you don't want to make them think that they are disgusting and vile so you removed your leg immediately, yet you don't want them thinking you get the greatest amount of pleasure from the slight touch of your knees.

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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:05 pm

hello Emaginary, welcome to the ASDForums ™ ! :)

i would remove my leg instantly but not hastily, pretending like i haven't even noticed the touch. And probably it wouldn't be the most awkward situation in the meeting.. or at least i wouldn't find it awkward.
but i think i get what you mean.

edit: is "remove" really the best (only proper) word here? i sure as hell wouldn't wanna remove my leg just because it touched someone :shock: (english is not my native language)
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by vraiment » Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:35 pm

Personally, I don't like to touch/being touch by anyone in anyway, except by family or getting hit by/hitting someone...
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by Flying Sheep » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:13 pm

Atom, he just means to take your leg away from his, as to remove it from the leg's presence, not to actually remove it, if that was what you meant.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:22 pm

i know what he meant :) it just sounds weird.
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by Arkannine » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:35 pm

It's kind of awkward when you don't understand what someone is saying and then you ask them to say it again and you still don't understand but you don't want to ask again...

Also, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by cyan » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:38 pm

Arkannine wrote:It's kind of awkward when you don't understand what someone is saying and then you ask them to say it again and you still don't understand but you don't want to ask again...
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by Arkannine » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:43 pm

I kno rite

And when there's a group of old slow people walking slowly in a group in a narrow space and you want to just get through because you're in a hurry but you can't... That's also from the Learn to Walk on the F*#$& Mall series...
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by cyan » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:44 pm

it's more scary when the group is of ghetto people because they'll beat you up if you try to get through. THEY WALK SO SLOWLY, with that swagga
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by Arkannine » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:49 pm

I don't have that problem since I can beat the crap out of 99% of the population if they try something funny...
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by cyan » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:50 pm

people stay away from me because I'm insane :D
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by assdef » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:05 am

Bah, you people are weak. I don't bump legs with people - I full-on feel up the inner thigh.
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:05 am

:lol:
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by Flying Sheep » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:04 pm

*books business meeting with assdef*
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:59 pm

*becomes flying sheep and steal business meeting with assdef*
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by vraiment » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:26 pm

Arkannine wrote:It's kind of awkward when you don't understand what someone is saying and then you ask them to say it again and you still don't understand but you don't want to ask again...
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by Flying Sheep » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:53 pm

ThingerDudes wrote:*becomes flying sheep and steal business meeting with assdef*
*becomes a thingerdudes and does some thingerdudesey stuffs*
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by vraiment » Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:10 am

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ThingerDudes wrote:*becomes flying sheep and steal business meeting with assdef*
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

Post by assdef » Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:20 am

NO LLAMA NO!!!!!!

Er...I mean:

NO VRAIMENT NO!!!!!!
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Re: "only" slightly awkward situation's thread

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