The Daily Thread

[Arkannine]

I've never had a problem with my parents.
asdfourchon mode on: u jelly?

[cyan]

never?

who would be foolish enough to voluntarily follow the commands of authority without reason?

[Arkannine]

I agree with most of what they say. And when I don't, neither of us makes a big deal of it. Besides, I'm currently living with only my dad and he's quite loose with me, since he knows I'm responsible.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Yeah, and you use proper punctuation when spraying walls.

[TheCakeIsADerp]

My mom's a freakin' hyperannoyingstrict person.

[Arkannine]

Yeah, and you use proper punctuation when spraying walls.

Exactly.

[assdef]

never?

who would be foolish enough to voluntarily follow the commands of authority without reason?

shut your trap, sammich wench! and make me a sammich!

[Flying Sheep]

Today I thought that I was getting my fixed laptop back, but instead, I got a shiny new one, so I'm so excited and happy about that

[Anonymously Famous]

Didst thou make a backup of thy data?

[ThingerDudes]

someone has your old one with your personal info and things!

[Reathos]

today i got this bud that made me giggle like a motherfucker.

[Flying Sheep]

Didst thou make a backup of thy data?

Only my important stuff but yeah. I not lost it forever, this shiny new laptop is only a replacement sadly, while my old one is getting fixed.

[TheCakeIsADerp]

I like shiny new computers. They are quite sexy.

[Anonymously Famous]

That was nice of them to give you a temporary replacement while they fix your laptop.

[Arkannine]

This is so cool, I have to share it

Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.

They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.

They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.

They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.

They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.

They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.

They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.

Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

tl;dr diamonds are the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

[ThingerDudes]

diamonds aren't metals.

[Flying Sheep]

That was nice of them to give you a temporary replacement while they fix your laptop.

Yeh, but it's pretty much so I can't sit around in class not doing work because I don't have a laptop. :p

[Arkannine]

diamonds aren't metals.

[ThingerDudes]

they are geometric shapes.

[Ml08180]

like asdf-hedrons?