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Post by TheCakeIsADerp » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:33 am

Valve > u

Title Year Genre Platform
Half-Life 1998 First-person shooter PC, PlayStation 2
Team Fortress Classic 1999 First-person shooter PC
Half-Life: Opposing Force 1999 Expansion pack PC
Deathmatch Classic 2000 First-person shooter PC
Ricochet 2000 Action game PC
Counter-Strike 2000 First-person shooter PC, Xbox
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Day of Defeat 2003 First-person shooter PC
Counter-Strike: Condition Zero 2004 First-person shooter PC, Xbox
Counter-Strike: Source 2004 First-person shooter PC, Mac
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Half-Life 2: Deathmatch 2004 First-person shooter PC, Mac
Half-Life Deathmatch: Source 2005 First-person shooter PC
Day of Defeat: Source 2005 First-person shooter PC, Mac
Half-Life 2: Lost Coast 2005 Expansion pack PC
Half-Life 2: Episode One 2006 Expansion pack PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Mac
Half-Life 2: Episode Two 2007 Expansion pack PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Mac
Portal 2007 Puzzle game PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Mac
Team Fortress 2 2007 First-person shooter PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Mac
Left 4 Dead 2008 First-person shooter PC, Xbox 360, Mac
Left 4 Dead 2 2009 First-person shooter PC, Xbox 360, Mac
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Portal 2 2011 Puzzle game PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Mac
Dota 2 2011 Action RTS PC, Mac
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Re: Valve

Post by TheDerpIsACake » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:56 am

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Re: Valve

Post by keja » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:43 am

I don't really like FPS games.
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Re: Valve

Post by Xequos » Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:00 am

Title Year Genre Platform
Half-Life 1998 First-person shooter PC, PlayStation 2 Good for it's time.
Team Fortress Classic 1999 First-person shooter PC Shit.
Half-Life: Opposing Force 1999 Expansion pack PC Ok.
Deathmatch Classic 2000 First-person shooter PC Shit.
Ricochet 2000 Action game PC SHITSHITSHITSHIT
Counter-Strike 2000 First-person shooter PC, Xbox Medium shit.
Half-Life: Blue Shift 2001 Expansion pack PC Ok.
Day of Defeat 2003 First-person shooter PC SHIT
Counter-Strike: Condition Zero 2004 First-person shooter PC, Xbox SHIT
Counter-Strike: Source 2004 First-person shooter PC, Mac Ok cause of reception.
Half-Life 2 2004 First-person shooter PC, Xbox, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Mac Over-rated.
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch 2004 First-person shooter PC, Mac Meh.
Half-Life Deathmatch: Source 2005 First-person shooter PC ...
Day of Defeat: Source 2005 First-person shooter PC, Mac Shit
Half-Life 2: Lost Coast 2005 Expansion pack PC ...
Half-Life 2: Episode One 2006 Expansion pack PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Mac Worse.
Half-Life 2: Episode Two 2007 Expansion pack PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Mac Worse.
Portal 2007 Puzzle game PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Mac Alright.
Team Fortress 2 2007 First-person shooter PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Mac Alright at first 2 years, now shit.
Left 4 Dead 2008 First-person shooter PC, Xbox 360, Mac Ok.
Left 4 Dead 2 2009 First-person shooter PC, Xbox 360, Mac The fuck Valve?
Alien Swarm 2010 Top-down shooter PC Best Valve game (not realy Valves').
Portal 2 2011 Puzzle game PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Mac Don't have it.
Dota 2 2011 Action RTS PC, Mac ?


Valve = SHIT!
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Re: Valve

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:48 pm

Xequos wrote:Valve = SHIT!
uhh.. could you please then tell us the name of a company that only makes good games in your opinion? Alternatively, games you made that are better than half life 2?
sorry, but i think your hatred is a little bit exaggerated. if valve are shit, what is EA?
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Re: Valve

Post by keja » Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:25 pm

EA seems to be the cause of Bioware's most recent games being not so great.
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Re: Valve

Post by Shai'tan » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:07 am

Portal was alright?! :shock:
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Re: Valve

Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:12 am

that's just like, his opinion, man.
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Re: Valve

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:39 am

keja wrote:I don't really like FPS games.
Ditto.

Portal was fun for a bit. Then I got stuck on a level, couldn't be bothered to get used to playing it with a mouse (I was using my laptop's track pad) and never looked back.
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Post by FeedSpider » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:49 am

I've heard Portal is okay, but Portal 2 is bomb. I'm not sure, I haven't played either.

I have a friend who's trying to get me into Team Fortress 2, but... I'm not sure about that one either. Its just not my kinda game.
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Re: Valve

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:50 am

The ads for TF2 are awesome, though.
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Post by FeedSpider » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:52 am

Augh, I'm so tired of getting linked to random TF2 stuff every time I turn around. All the videos people make on youtube drive me nutter butters. Makes me wanna POUND THE WHOLE GAME IN THE FACE REAL HARDLIKE.
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Re: Valve

Post by Shai'tan » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:20 am

Am I the only one that things Portal is awesome? :|
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Re: Valve

Post by ThingerDudes » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:30 am

I like it well enough.
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:13 am

Shai'tan wrote:Am I the only one that things Portal is awesome? :|
I have friends who have the opinion that it's the best game ever.
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Re: Valve

Post by FeedSpider » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:45 am

I also have many friends that think the same thing also.

Every baker I know (I work at a grocery store with a bakery) knows the "Cake is a lie" joke even if they dont know where its from. Apparently it is a very popular thing to put ON cakes.
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Re: Valve

Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:19 am

Fact: I once worked at a bakery.
Fact: I know of the above mentioned joke and where it's from.

I may need to have a cake made with simply the word "LIE" on it.
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Re: Valve

Post by FeedSpider » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:20 am

I've seen a few of those. XD And I KNOW that my friend Wendy has had a cake order for a cake that says "This is a Lie." on it.
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Re: Valve

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:23 am

I'm afraid the cake is a lie joke is stale. potatoes are all the rage now.
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Re: Valve

Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:30 am

I should totally get a cake like that for my work.
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