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Post by AmazinglyASDF » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:55 am

I got these from Yahoo answers
if religion offfends you, leave.
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Christianity is a false religion, taken from pagan religious practices from the middle east.

God, like the boogey man, the devil and jesus, is just a story to scare the ignorant and gullible masses into obedience.

Reallylongusernameguy says:
God's not real.
There is no heaven.
There is no hell.
Everything around us was created by science.
No one made us but science.
If there was a god, who created him? Is there a god for that god, then another for that one?
And if there is a god, how could he just have been there this WHOLE entire time with no starting point in his time being here?
Impossible.
Everyone just needs something to believe in.
Woah, I sound like I'm preaching or something. Gross.
Anyway, no one is going to magically forgive you for everything you've done.
Do what you want.

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Your a comedian kid.

The words "truly mean it" equate to sincerity not acceptance of forgiveness So repenting on Sundays (or any other day) does not mean anything if there is no sincerity if it's accepted at all.

Fixing an outcome also equates to insincerity. So if you plan on being a drugs dealer (average life expectancy is 30-40 for drug dealers before their shot by rivals or thrown inside by the law) then repenting will make no difference as the wrong you do will multiply in the families and lives you destroy with selling narcotics.

Your also assuming Christianity is right in the first place - which it isn't. But your right about being a loser, no one will insult your intelligence by suggesting you actually believe what you've written.
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:21 am

AmazinglyASDF wrote:if religion offfends you, leave.
First of all, if religion offended me, I would love those answers, because they come down hard on religion (Christianity, at least) left and right.

However, religion does not offend me. Listening to other people's opinions hurts at times if their opinions go against my beliefs, but unless they're out and out telling me that I'm stupid for believing what I do, I can't logically take offense to it.

Now, copying and pasting answers from Yahoo answers (which is likely not the most credible source of information), without giving any context or reason, that does little more than confuse me.

Second of all, you don't really have much sway, having only one post and all, to tell anyone to leave.

Third of all, welcome to ASDF Forums.
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by asdfer » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:42 pm

AmazinglyASDF wrote:Reallylongusernameguy says:
God's not real.
There is no heaven.
There is no hell.
Everything around us was created by science.
No one made us but science.
If there was a god, who created him? Is there a god for that god, then another for that one?
And if there is a god, how could he just have been there this WHOLE entire time with no starting point in his time being here?
Impossible.
Everyone just needs something to believe in.
Woah, I sound like I'm preaching or something. Gross.
Anyway, no one is going to magically forgive you for everything you've done.
Do what you want.
AmazinglyASDF wrote:Your also assuming Christianity is right in the first place - which it isn't. But your right about being a loser, no one will insult your intelligence by suggesting you actually believe what you've written.
They pretty much denied and falsified Christianity and implied that you were stupid in every possible way here.

But I will say that that is only three responses from the most likely lot more who probably answered. You just looked at the ones you wanted to believe.

And why would we be martyred for something that we knew was false? And I am also assuming you are a scientologist. Can you explain how the world was made for me?
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:57 pm

Now the big question: Will this person ever come back to respond?
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by asdfer » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:59 pm

We were too deep for him. He probably wasn't going to post anything else anyway. *knuckle bump*
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Re: Whaddya think?

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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:42 pm

Xequos, it wasn't funny the first time.
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by asdfer » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:56 pm

We were being all religious and then you come in and spoil the mood. Where are going to get a fresh mood now?
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by AmazinglyASDF » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:25 am

I stated my opinion, and you answered.
Thank you.
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:52 pm

Welcome dear cantaloupe, there's fresh cheese in the refrigerator, but don't tell Thinger because he'll eat it.

I'm not religious, and honestly I'm so brain-dead because of online geometery, I can't really tell if you are :D

It doesn't matter, it's just the internet. When in doubt, just potato.


EDIT: I realized that it is when IN doubt, not when IT doubt.
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by asdfer » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:12 pm

Amen!
Ml08180 wrote:When it doubt, just potato.
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by AmazinglyASDF » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:47 pm

Derp, I just potatoed.
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by Xequos » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:47 pm

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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by asdfer » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:26 pm

Potato Potahto
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:25 pm

asdfer wrote:Amen!
Ml08180 wrote:When it doubt, just potato.
qft w/o the typo

also, welcome, AmazinglyASDF!
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Pronouns: Well it shouldn't really be that complicated if you go over my post history but then... why are you searching through my post history? Don't you think you are over complicating something as simple as just referring to me? Why are you like this? Is it just out of boredom? Does your religion require it? You could just assume them and skip all this paragraph, don't worry an eldritch horror won't appear out of nowhere to eat you (or me for that matter) if you get this wrong, the worst that can happen is I ignore you and even in that case you can try again! There shouldn't be that many options anyway so if you get it wrong the first time try again and again. Bottom line is: you just lost a bunch of time reading this paragraph for something as trivial as figuring out how to refer to me when you could just have deduced it which should make you think your life choices so far.

Re: Whaddya think?

Post by vraiment » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:17 am

AmazinglyASDF wrote:
  • Everything around us was created by science.
  • No one made us but science.
  • If there was a god, who created him? Is there a god for that god, then another for that one?
  • And if there is a god, how could he just have been there this WHOLE entire time with no starting point in his time being here?
    Impossible.
  • Anyway, no one is going to magically forgive you for everything you've done.
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by asdfer » Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:28 pm

hmmmmm...
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by vraiment » Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:42 pm

I'm in the mood of debating
AmazinglyASDF wrote:
  • Everything around us was created by science.
  • No one made us but science.
Science it's a tool of men to model and understand how the things arround us works, from "2 * -2 = -4" to "E=mc^2", science aint' an entity, if that was the case, well science would be God and your atheist chit chat would be a logical incongruence.
AmazinglyASDF wrote:
  • If there was a god, who created him? Is there a god for that god, then another for that one?
  • And if there is a god, how could he just have been there this WHOLE entire time with no starting point in his time being here?
    Impossible.
The definition of God it's that he is the exception to that rule, he is the point that if you follow the chain of who created who is where the chain starts, a dogm that serves as axiom in religious doctrins. Sorry if your mind can't handle such definition, and if you just can't handle it, well just don't care 'bout religious doctrins and period.
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  • Anyway, no one is going to magically forgive you for everything you've done.
According to Catholic Doctrine *which is the one I know* when you sin you are offending God, so in the same way I can forgive you when you offend me whatever I want or not, he can forgive your sins (offends to him) whatever He wants or not, what's the problem on that?
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Re: Whaddya think?

Post by asdfer » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:01 am

oh snap
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