Search for the lost banana phone

[enlyh1]

oK SO UR WALKING ALONG AND U FIND THIS OLD GUY AND HE SAYS find my banana phone and Ill give u £10000000 but first solve this riddle to get the map "I grow darker in light"

[Anonymously Famous]

You look at the old man, confused, and ask, "How does solving a riddle help me to find a lost phone?"

[enlyh1]

he says "if u solve the riddle ill give u a map to the last know place of the phone"

[Anonymously Famous]

You ask, "Why can't we both go to where you last remember having your phone? Then I could call it and you could follow the ring."

[enlyh1]

because ive forgotten my phone number

[Anonymously Famous]

Well, that would be more difficult, but still you ask, "Why don't we go to the location on the map you mentioned and search for it together?"

[enlyh1]

fair enough and he takes you to the grand city of ergovich where you meet a man who says he saw a man with banana phone leving the city

[Anonymously Famous]

You, of course, ask the man which way the guy with the phone went.

[enlyh1]

he says everything has its price

[Anonymously Famous]

... at which point you strongly imply what the price would be if he doesn't tell you what you want to know.

[enlyh1]

he asks you for a pistol to shoot his ex wife with

[alice]

Ohhhhhh.

Is it a shadow?

[enlyh1]

No sudenly a zombie runs over the hill carrying a shotgun what do you do...

[alice]

You would get the shotgun from the zombie since zombies are quite stupid.

[asdfFTW]

Is it those new-fangled auto-adjustey glasses thingummies? The ones that turn into sunglasses in the day.
Never understood how they work.