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Post by THEBOMB12321 » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:48 pm

Prove it.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:08 pm

sound recording device..
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Post by THEBOMB12321 » Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:20 am

nah how do you know its the right tree?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:57 am

machines don't count as people.
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:o but atomic submarines are machines!
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:54 am

no they are living beings stfu :x :x :x
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THEBOMB12321 wrote:Prove it.
Prove that they don't. I can prove that within an environment that carries sound, such as a forest, when one is there to observe, a sound is produced when a tree falls. It can easily be shown that if no one is there to observe the sound, the laws of physics should be followed. Now, if no one is there to actually witness it, it obviously can't be observed, but it logically follows that a sound would be produced.

So, if you can prove that no sound is produced, which would be hard given the lack of witness required for your conditions to be met, the proof lies solidly in favor of the tree making a sound.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:15 pm

He obviously meant a lunar forest with no air..
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:33 pm

The ground would still conduct the sound. You may not hear it, but it will be there.
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No it wont.
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Yes, it would resonate.
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THEBOMB12321 wrote:Prove it.
Prove that they don't. I can prove that within an environment that carries sound, such as a forest, when one is there to observe, a sound is produced when a tree falls. It can easily be shown that if no one is there to observe the sound, the laws of physics should be followed. Now, if no one is there to actually witness it, it obviously can't be observed, but it logically follows that a sound would be produced.

So, if you can prove that no sound is produced, which would be hard given the lack of witness required for your conditions to be met, the proof lies solidly in favor of the tree making a sound.
Actually, sound is nothing more then the reaction which occurs when sound waves hit your ears, and cause your brain to recognize it as sound. If the brain is not there to recognize the sound there is no way to prove that sound was actually produced with a human mind and ears there to comprehend it.
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Post by asdfFTW » Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:32 pm

Nah, sound is just waves travelling through the air.

It's called hearing when the waves hit you ear and your brain recognises it.

Otherwise, how do sound recorders pick up sound? Tney have neither ears nor a brain, which, according to your logic, results in the absence of sound.

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Post by dewero » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:45 pm

sound is perceived by the brain, it is a separate entity from the neurological senses that your brain perceives, so sound still exists without a human mind and ears to hear it
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:05 pm

don't insist, that's just not true..
but one could argue that sound is merely a word.
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Post by dewero » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:02 pm

I wanted to sound smart :(

but then all things are words if you wanted to argue that way
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:10 pm

but i don't want to! or do i?
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Post by dewero » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:20 pm

hmm....
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Post by assdef » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:34 pm

Okay, so, back to the topic....

I no longer get ads for menopause medication, thank goodness. Now I get ads for stuff that I've already bought. There's this Web site I recently visited to purchase goods for my home, and now the company has ads on ASDF Forums. How stupid is that? You don't need to advertise to me, I'm already a customer.

The ad that is showing right now is for $75 of Free Google Ads. Maybe we should sign up, and use the free ad money to advertise the ASDF Forums. See how many active users we can get up in this bitch, or whatever the kids call it these days.
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