What would you do with $1,000,000?

bjrocks1 · Post by **bjrocks1** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:03 am

no...
one million dollars wouldnt be able to purchase strong enough substance to cover your house, and hire pilots to bomb the world. What would bombing the world achieve? you would die soon after, from either radiation poisoning, dehydration, starvation, or suicide from depression.

asdfer · Post by **asdfer** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:00 am

I would burn it in the name of asdf so that he/she/it would call me up to he/she/it's kingdom, give me the royal treatment and control over Earth, and its inhabitants, and the rest of what asdf has control over!

*ASDF_ASDF* · Post by ***ASDF_ASDF*** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:59 pm

I WILL SELL MY MONEY ON E-BAY FOR 1 BILLION DOLLARS

AN0NYM0US · Post by **AN0NYM0US** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:44 pm

I would use it to create a money tree that I can grow. (Benjamins of course)

AwesomeV · Post by **AwesomeV** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:01 pm

buy sratch-off tickets

MTG09 · Post by **MTG09** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:51 pm

buy ten lazer pointers, tape 1 to each finger and make a laser light show

Dreams · Post by **Dreams** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:00 pm

I will eat it. Or buy 1000 $1000 computers.

MTG09 · Post by **MTG09** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:08 am

id dedicate a minecraft server

Dreams · Post by **Dreams** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:30 pm

For like 70 years?
I'd build a floating car.

MTG09 · Post by **MTG09** » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:12 am

Build a computer, buy some ram, and port forward.

Dreams · Post by **Dreams** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:47 pm

Buy male sheep?

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:35 pm

i'd buy some servers all around the world and set up a VPN service.
i'd also donate a bunch to combat world hunger.

klinscy · Post by **klinscy** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:20 pm

Buy a DM 12 paintball gun, a Dye Rotor, lots of upgrades, and a runescape membership for 50 years. And maybe a car...

Dreams · Post by **Dreams** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:10 am

Or you can buy 50 runescap3 memberships for 1 year. LIke that better.

Dani393 · Post by **Dani393** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:58 am

No, dude. BUY RUNESCAPE!

Anonymously Famous · Post by **Anonymously Famous** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:28 am

$1,000,000 isn't going to buy Runescape unless it's already going down.

Dani393 · Post by **Dani393** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:17 pm

I know... but ASDF is somewhat about imagination right?

Anonymously Famous · Post by **Anonymously Famous** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:18 am

Yes. Somewhat.

My wife says that she would buy a green dress (but not a real green dress--that's cruel).

Dreams · Post by **Dreams** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:06 pm

Me no comprendo

Anonymously Famous · Post by **Anonymously Famous** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:37 pm

Look up "If I Had a Million Dollars" by the group called Bare Naked Ladies.

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