A Theory

[AmazinglyASDF]

Hi, everyone. I discovered an odd thing today.
I was typing 'asdf' on my computer repeatedly and showing my friends because it was a miraculous sight to see, and suddenly I see this:
aasdf
This means that if someone is so devoted to asdf, they will repeat the 'a' twice. This means that it unlocks a secret message. Now, when you look closely at
aasdf
you will see a B from the second a and the s connecting, therefor making it
aBdf
This may be a plot of jkl; who sent out B to attack us! Whatever shall we do?
But no, that's not all! The B looks only capitalized, and not lowercased, only capitalized, so if we switch the capitalization we get:
AbDF
Now, there are two ways we can move forward from here. First, we can note that the 'b' looks similar to a 'D', but the curve is shorter. This may mean that the B could eat, or destroy, the d, therefore making the title asbf, or similar.
Otherwise, we can note that Ab can be translated musically into A flat, and 'd' and 'f' are also notes. When put together on a piano, it sounds disorganized and minor. jkl; will soon spread terror, take cover!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

[Anonymously Famous]

Sounds frightening.

[AmazinglyASDF]

Hide. It is.

[Anonymously Famous]

Why hide from it when I can fight and destroy it?

[AmazinglyASDF]

It would be dangerous alone. Here, take this!

[Dreams]

You scared me too. Gratz

[atomtengeralattjaro]

It would be dangerous alone. Here, take this!

A pink plastic elephant hanging from a golden chain? that could be useful!

[hobobuster]

This is where the power of phbb censors come into play. I vote we ask philtom to create a censor that changes aasdf to asdf automatically, no matter what

[atomtengeralattjaro]

i can add word censors myself. But wouldn't AAsdf stand for AmazinglyASDF?

[Dreams]

Or Anti-ASDF :O

[AmazinglyASDF]

Oh no! I may be the chosen one!

[Anonymously Famous]

I sure hope not.

[AmazinglyASDF]

Okay ._.

[Rattrap777]

You missed the most important possibility!!

You see asDf and asBf both have B and D, but where is C???

You see C is the sea, which covers 70% of the world. That leaves only 30% for the other two.

ASDF is ultra powerful, thus it is naturally 29%.

But that makes B the 1%. It's a hidden message from rich Americans, that the 1% is now siding with jkl; to wipe us out. Will we let it happen?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

i don't see your logic. i lost you at the

asDf and asBf both have B and D

[AmazinglyASDF]

my current events group is called the one percenters
Oh no! We must steal their bling bling!

[Dreams]

Bling bling never existed.

[Rattrap777]

"bcd" is concurrent in the alphabet. That is all.

[Dreams]

Would you consider xyzab to be concurrent?